• 2009 Cincinnati Flying Pig Marathon (4:26:27)
• 2009 Nationwide Columbus Half Marathon (1:47:27)
• 2010 National Half Marathon (1:46:44)
• 2010 Rite Aid Cleveland Marathon (4:15:50)
• 2010 Marine Corps Marathon
• 2012 Nationwide Children's Hospital Columbus Marathon (4:26:04)

I count a state as "visited" if I have either 1) slept in an actual building inside the state, 2) eaten a meal in the state, or 3) had an hour+ experience within the state (hike, museum, concert, etc.). (Airports don't count.)

• ✔ Alabama
• Alaska
• ✔ Arizona
• ✔ Arkansas
• ✔ California
• ✔ Colorado
• Connecticut
• Delaware
• ✔ DC
• ✔ Florida
• ✔ Georgia
• Hawaii
• Idaho
• ✔ Illinois
• ✔ Indiana

"Living" somewhere is met when I've stayed in one location for more than 2 months.

• Gibsonburg, OH
• Ada, OH
• Glasgow, Scotland
• Alexandria, VA
• Washington, DC
• Hilliard, OH
• Columbus, OH

• Write a Best-seller
• Swim with ...
  • Shark
  • Whale
  • Dolphin
  • Tropical Fish
• Win an Award, Trophy or Prize
• Catch a Fish with Your Bare Hands
• Make a Discovery
• Throw a House Party when Your Parents are Out
• Be Part of a Threesome
• Realize Your Childhood Dream
• Learn that Instrument
• Leave Your Mark in Graffiti
• Storm Chase a Tornado
• Get a Piece of Art into an Exhibition
• Meet Someone with Your Own Name
• Ride the World's Biggest Rollercoasters

• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
• Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
• Love is a Mix Tape by Rob Sheffield
• Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman
• Predictably Irrational by Dan Ariely
• Good Book by David Plotz
• Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser
• Blink by Malcolm Gladwell
• High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
• Blinded by the Right by David Brock
• Freakonomics by Steven D. Levitt & Stephen J. Dubner
• Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer
• Girlfriend in a Coma by Douglas Coupland
• The World According to Garp by John Irving

• ✔ 1984
• ✔ The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
• American Psycho
• An Artist of the Floating World
• ✔ Animal Farm
• ✔ The Art of War
• Asterix and the Golden Sickle
• ✔ Atomised (aka The Elementary Particles)
• ✔ The BFG
• Birdsong
• The Bonfire of the Vanities
• ✔ Brighton Rock
• ✔ Buddha of Suburbia
• ✔ Catch 22
• ✔ Catcher in the Rye
• ✔ Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
• A Christmas Carol
• The Complete Works of Shakespeare
• The Complete Fairy Tales
• Crash
• The Crow Road

• A & R Bar (Columbus, OH)
• Ace of Cups (Columbus, OH)
• Agora Ballroom (Cleveland, OH)
• Alpine Valley Music Theatre (East Troy, WI)
• Andrew J. Brady Music Center (Cincinnati, OH)
• The Athenæum Theatre (Columbus, OH)
• The Basement (Columbus, OH)
• Barclays Center (Brooklyn, NY)
• Beachland Ballroom (Cleveland, OH)
• Beachland Ballroom Tavern (Cleveland, OH)
• Bicentennial Park Performing Arts Stage (Columbus, OH)
• The Big Room (Columbus, OH)
• Black Cat (Washington, DC)
• Blind Pig (Ann Arbor, MI)
• Blossom Music Center (Cuyhoga Falls, OH)
• Blueberry Hill Duck Room (St. Louis, MO)
• The Bluestone (Columbus, OH)

• Bahamas
• Canada
• Colombia
• Costa Rica
• France
• Germany
• Ireland
• Italy
• Spain
• UK
  • England
  • Northern Ireland
  • Scotland
• USA

• Annie
• Ain’t Too Proud
• Assassins
• Beetlejuice
• The Book of Mormon (2x)
• Cats
• Chicago
• Clue: A New Comedy
• Come From Away
• Elf
• Evil Dead: The Musical
• Fiddler on the Roof
• Frozen
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Hadestown
• Hairspray
• Hamilton
• Hedwig and the Angry Inch
• Illinoise
• Godspell

• Pearl Jam
• Belle & Sebastian
• Less Than Jake
• Hot Hot Heat
• The New Pornographers
• Mike Doughty
• The Who
• The Beatles
• The Strokes
• Motion City Soundtrack
• The Polyphonic Spree
• The Clash
• Tegan and Sara
• Elvis Costello
• Ben Kweller
• Weezer
• Vampire Weekend
• The Go! Team
• Los Campesinos!

• Daniel Johnston on the "Hi, How Are You" tour in Chicago 10/20/2017
• An Evening with Pearl Jam at Wrigley Field in Chicago 7/19/2013
• The Airborne Toxic Event at Metro in Chicago with Scott Lucas & The Married Men and On an On 12/31/2012
• Gatsbys American Dream at El Corazon in Seattle with MxPx 3/26/2011
• The National at Homecoming in Cincinnati playing shambolic set the first night
• Motion City Soundtrack at House of Blues (Cambridge Room) in Cleveland playing all their albums in entirety 9/20-21/2011
• Pearl Jam Destination Weekend at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin 9/3-4/2011
• Pearl Jam at the Toledo Sports Arena with surprise guests Neil Young and Peter Frampton 10/2/2004
• White Stripes and The Strokes at Chene Park in Detroit 8/9/2002

• Black, Louis
• Caliendo, Frank
• Cross, David
• Delaney, Rob
• Ferguson, Craig (2 times)
• Hardwick, Chris
• Izzard, Eddie
• Kids in the Hall, The
• Letterkenny Presents
• Maher, Bill (2 times)
• Marley, Bob
• Martin, Steve (& Martin Short)
• Mencia, Carlos
• Null, Luke
• Proops, Greg (2 times)
• Rubenstein, Neil
• Short, Martin (& Steve Martin)
• Silverman, Sarah (Program)
• Stewart, John (2 times)
• White, Jodi

• Various fish in my youth
• Turtle (Turtle)
• Fluffy (Fish)
• Sid & Nancy (Fluffy's kids)
• Honey (Puppy)
• Tilde (Puppy)

• iPod 4th Generation (Click Wheel)
• iPod Nano 1st Generation
• iPod 5th Generation
• MacBook 3rd Generation
• iPod Nano 4th Generation
• Time Capsule 1TB
• iPad Wifi/3G
• Apple TV 2nd Generation
• iPod Touch 4th Generation
• MacBook Pro (early 2013)
• iPhone 4
• iPad Mini
• iPhone 5
• iPad Air
• Time Capsule 2TB
• Apple TV 3rd Generation
• iPhone 6
• Apple Watch 38mm Sport
• MacBook (2015)
• USB SuperDrive
• Beats Solo2 Wireless On-Ear Headphones