This website is hilarious. It takes your tweets and jambles them up. Here are my favourites:

• If you can tell the world? Why are so many raisins. I can blag this exam on the walls soon as!
• Dad's fast asleep after you've pressed send. oh blimey, I hate having a snickers bar and said actually!
• Wooaah. green green Cut my extended project comes out I was just an itch in a dick the answers to having?
• Sucks to get an error. in the band When I was so much about me? I stink of £3 arrgh I havn't done Fucking?
• Anyone do the same time I'm so good at solving complex problems idiots calling it looks like Meryl.
• EMILY YOU TWAT I wanted to your opinion, but whatever and Rupert Grint both admit to your opinion, but I!
• Jesus christ. my mouth is tired OMFG! I thought you would try to talk about lent was going to learn how stupid she is?
• I genuinely can't tell you at all week I've won this. I can't tell you through the year.
• Bloody English weather! haha! It's the farm now! hoping that would not where I not going I'll see, but.

I got with a pro at all the intelligence of me by now haa but whatever and like Meryl Streep?

• The photos of blue waffle on the beginning of £3 arrgh I don't know it out there' IDIOT!
• Ms Pancake. I'm not an attempt to say this! but it scary?! Colin firth putting on Clémence, wasn't!
• At what we need to send the chicken or ; check your face like sunbeams and I will we need you done
• You're ignoring your phone this week it's all intentional? I'm fine, so it can just go to write two.
• And Tim and everything starting from Topshop and lasagne? I make me sadder than my boy troubles I find it.
• Kissing burns up things from my blackberry..oh god. I've put on facebook?!