- I nag like nobody's business
- I want to have babies and I will tell you that on a daily basis
- I am super duper competitive
- You will make me mad and I will kick you off the bed while you are sleeping
- If you make me mad and i fall asleep and you think lying beside me will make me happy i will pull out your hair but not wake up while doing it
- If you wake me it is like waking the dragon.. I will tell you to fuck yourself, die, tell you that you are an asshole and many other pleasantries
- I will tell you to put me first before anything and everything
- I will tell you that your friends suck
- I will make fun of your face
- I will tell you that you stink
- I will point at weird hairs on your body and not let up until you pull them out
- I will wear your underwear on my head and insist you wear a thong
- If you make me mad... I might hit you
- I hate being alone
- I get lonely if you are not 2 inches from my face
- If you insult me once I will insult you all day long and not let up
- If you criticize me for one thing I will name 5000 things about you that I "hate" but really i just pull strings
- I won't answer the phone when your parents call because they always make some impossible work for me
sep 14 2009 ∞
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