• This is gonna taste like the ocean after he wouldnt put salt in the shaker and decided to use the box and dumped a lot of salt into his soup
• Your a spaz casing what is a spaz casing? Apparently me
• You gots some pretty rough dragon breath

Him: Did you eat from the cat box? Me: We don't even have a cat Him: So what you are saying is you DID eat from a cat box just not our not cat? this conversation took place with morning breath

• at the dinner table
  • me: you're a muffin
  • him: no you're a muffin
  • me: no you're definitely a muffin
  • him: oh yea?
  • me: Yeah I'm a cupcake
  • him: you think you're so cute...
  • me:you're those muffins with oatmeal bits and bran and chunks of carrots... those muffins I don't like