TASHARA

Thursday May 16th 2013

• 1:45 pm- I had a dream last night that your mom spent her disability money on a mansion for me you shay nigel and jake but you were a demon and I was trying to keep it a secret from everyone cause I didn't want to be homeless or have you try to kill us all hahahahaha

Sunday May 19th 2013

• (me) 12:21 am- TASHARA OMFG
• (me) 12:24 am- You just missed the most important weekend update ever.
• 12:24 am- Tell me omfg is Seth leaving
• 12:29 am- CHELSEA
• (me) 12:31 am- No. Bill is. D':
• 12:32 am- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MACAYLA

Monday May 20th 2013

• (me) 10:22 am- Drug Dealer Friend just came up on shuffle and it made me think of you. Miss you homie.
• 10:22 am- Hahahahaha miss u <333

NIGEL

Thursday May 16th 2013

• 6:39 pm- How are you? I miss you smacking me in the back of the head.

Friday May 24th 2013

• 4:41 pm- I want to kick his ass. He is so fucking stupid.
• 4:53 pm- Chelsea you're a great girl you should hit on anyone you wanted. But someone who isn't a shithead who is gonna play you like that.

Saturday May 25th 2013

• 12:11 am- I'll hide you from him.
• 12:17 am- Aha that'll work. Okay so I'm gunna draw more and become a tattoo artist for you and all my friends okay? K
• 12:31 am- How bad I want another tattoo. Over the summer even if it's not the beastie boys tattoo we're gonna get one.
• 1:55 pm- Chelsea buttdial Hitchings?

JOE ROSEN

Saturday July 26th 2013

• 2:51 pm- Come wrap yourself in my tie dye sheets.

NICK

Tuesday July 23rd 2013

• 12 am- No clue, which sucks cause now I can't look at your butt pictures.

CHRIS PALMER

Monday May 20th 2013

• 8:46 am- HI FRIEND

Tuesday May 21st 2013

• 11:47 pm- Just so you're aware your name in my phone is weed pants.
• (me) 11:53 pm- It's funny. Better than boring Chelsea Hitchings.
• 11:55 pm- Not boring but weed pants is fun. What would mine be?

Saturday May 25th 2013

• 12:44 am- Oh man, if he fucks with you I will kill him I don't care how nice he is to my band.

Saturday June 1st 2013

• 11:19 pm- Insert nice text
• 11:19 pm- And or voicemail
• (me) 11:48 pm- Well I guess if you didn't want to that's fine. Mine was so long ago! I still have my dress though.
• 11:48 pm- Is it pretty? :)
• (me) 11:51 pm- I guess haha, like sapphire blue, satin, fit to the body, and has a little embellishment and black netting on the chest.
• 11:52 pm- Sounds pretty
• 11:53 pm- I MISS YOU AND THE REST OF EVERYONE UGH

Sunday June 2nd 2013

• 12:06 am- I know, Nigel or Jake texted me and said your boobs looked nice too so I really missed out.
• 12:08 am- I'll come to forever 21 for flower pants.

Monday June 3rd 2013

• 12:31 pm- You need a massage
• 1:51 pm- You probably look fine!
• 2:05 pm- No I say that because you're attractive and don't need to worry about things like that.

Thursday June 6th 2013

• 10:45 pm- I'm not cute so this is invalid.
• 11:22 pm- I laughed a little bit at the bum touching tweet :b
• 11:34 pm- You like having your bum squeezed?
• (me) 11:36 pm- Of course I do! What girl doesn't?
• 11:38 pm- True. If there aren't hand marks it doesn't count.
• (me) 11:39 pm- True story. Bite marks are cool too.
• 11:47 pm- Truth. An exact quote from the guy who recorded our ep "if you don't like anal I swear to god you're gay"

Saturday June 8th 2013

• (me) 11:02 pm- I still need to eat there while you're working. Maybe next time I go on a date I'll go there in case it goes badly so I can have you poison him. Hahaha
• 11:03 pm- I would just come to the table and strangle him personally.
• 11:12 pm- Yeah I definitely would. He wouldn't be mean to you.

Monday June 24th 2013

• 11:57 am- I know. I wanna see you in the pit bro
• (me) 12:03 pm- Let me grow two feet first. And a penis.
• 12:14 pm- Nah just wear comfy clothes and fuck it up.
• (me) 12:17 pm- I'd get killed. I can't even two step. -____-
• 12:18 pm- Nigel can teach you! Or I will

Wednesday June 26th 2013

• 1:25 am- Did I favorite the right tweet that time?

Tuesday September 3rd 2013

• 7:53 am- Ok well we're about to go to guitar center like really soon so we can all cuddle.
• 7:59 am- Ok cool. When we cuddle Nigel and I each get a boob right??
• 8:33 am- Hahaha so yeah I get both of them.

Wednesday September 3rd 2013

• 5:43 pm- Yay! :) also sick instagram undie pic
• 6:56 pm- Ugh it's like porn to me
• 7:18 pm- I love the boob gif
• 7:35 pm- Ugh the ass
• (me) 7:37 pm- Which do you like better? ;)
• 7:38 pm- Oh my gosh I don't think I can pick
• 8:04 pm- Ugh like totally hard on this.

Thursday September 5th 2013

• (me) 12:35 am- Ride it so hard. Unf, deep throat, swirl my tongue around the tip and suck and kiss the entire shaft.
• 12:36 am- Oh. My. Fucking. God.
• 12:46 am- Ugh sit on my face.
• 12:55 am- I'd lick your pussy up and down and go balls deep inside of you as fast as I could and spank you while I was doing it ;)
• 1:47 pm- Ugh ride me ;)
• (me) 1:52 pm- Pull my hair and smack my ass.
• 1:55 pm- I WILL HOLY SHIT
• 2:14 pm- You're driving me crazy
• 4:05 pm- Goddamn I love your booty
• 4:37 pm- Ugh you're so hot

Saturday September 7th 2013

• 12:57 am- I wanna suck on your boobs for hours
• 1:53 am- I will fucking choke you
• 1:56 am- You're so sexy omg
• 3:14 am- Good girl ;)
• 3:41 am- God I would love to have you bent over my bed right now
• 7:15 pm- Ugh like hard all the time cause of you.

Sunday September 8th 2013

• 2:56 am- Let me dig my teeth into your ass
• 4:37 pm- You're literally so fucking sexy. I can't wait to cum on your tits
• 5:02 pm- I just want you to sit down on my mouth.
• 6:37 pm- You can have anything you want tonight babe