Hi! I'm Choppi. While I live in the middle of nowhere redneck land, I really live on the internet. I speak English and intermediate Japanese, and love translating media.

I’m a total fanatic of the series One Piece and collect its merchandise. I’m especially dedicated to collecting any items of my favorite characters ever; Trafalgar Law (who I see myself as), Corazon (husbando), and Doflamingo (shithead I love). My other collections are mostly older, rare video game plush. I also collect resin ball-jointed dolls, vinyl anime dolls, and OOAK art dolls.

Social interactions quickly overwhelm me. For this reason, Twitter is by far the best social platform for me and why I use it more than anything else; I can just tweet random life tidbits out into the open and go back into hiding, which is more than enough to fill my Sims social meter.