Here's how you'll know it's Christie Thomas:

• I have a scar above my right eye, precisely where the skin is elevated because of the eye socket. I ran into something as a child, and voila.
• I have a freckle underneath the ring finger equivalent of my right toe. It's fairly large, you won't miss it.
• You'll notice that I have perfect feet, if I say so myself. (So hopefully I wasn't in a foot-mangling accident.)
• Oh here's an obvious one: I have a tattoo of a bird (very abstracted) on my left inner ankle. The wing circles the 'knob' of my ankle (wasn't really sure how else to say that...)
• My teeth are crooked.
• My eyeballs will probably have contacts on them.
• I have a freckle on my butt. (This is assuming you run across my naked, lifeless body. Otherwise don't take off my clothes, please.)
• I am 5' long. (I'm assuming that I'm laying down.)
• I have a mole on the left side of my bottom lip, right where the 'lip' meets the 'non lip' area.
• If I don't have a nose ring, you'll see an empty hole in my left nostril (besides the actual nostril hole, obviously).
• My earlobes each have two piercings, and I most likely won't be wearing earrings.
• I have a long scar on my left elbow thanks to an unfortunate bout with my short-lived skateboarding hobby. (The hobby lasted for approximately one day when I was eight.)
• I have almost no arch left in my foot, courtesy of years of flip-flop wearing.