- ''I find that when I look at you, I want to hit you with a brick. ... Dude, run away before I find a brick.'' Arizona Robbins, Grey's Anatomy
- ''Don't need the details, Morticia.'' Some sheriff or whatever, Bones
- ''You're going to be friends with me. I'm an awesome friend.'' Arizona Robbins, Grey's Anatomy
- ''Jealousy is a green-eyed monster and if you ask any one of my kids, there's no reasoning with the monster.'' Arizona Robbins, Grey's Anatomy
- ''What if I’m not a superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?'' Edward Cullen, Twilight
- ''And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.'' Edward Cullen, Twilight
- ''As soon as you put the dog out.'' Alice Cullen, New Moon
- ''M=a'' Furbyhaters
- ''So eager for eternal damnation.'' Edward Cullen, New Moon
- ''Please, if I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.'' Damon Salvatore, Vampire Diaries
- ''I'm doctor Bailey, I know everything.'' Miranda Bailey, Grey's Anatomy
- ''Even your fantasy of me doesn't want you.'' Unknown
- ''Don't let her talk to you like that Edi, tell her she's adopted.'' Patsy Stone, Absolutely Fabulous
- ''She's emaciated, like her brain.'' Patsy Stone, Absolutely Fabulous
- ''But as your mother, I can't be held responsible for your wellbeing, alright?'' Edina, Absolutely Fabulous
- ''I can't pay my rent, but I'm fucking gorgeous!'' Semi Precious Weapons, Semi Precious Weapons
- ''She's sticky with champagne, it's okay, it's her birthday.'' Semi Precious Weapons, Sticky With Champagne
- ''I can't buy food, 'cause that shit's expensive.'' Semi Precious Weapons, Semi Precious Weapons
- ''My heart can be heavy, when it drowns in your drink.'' Semi Precious Weapons, Put a Diamond In It
- ''Violence is glamour, and I'm glamorous.'' Semi Precious Weapons, Put a Diamond In It
- ''I'm not argueing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.'' Unknown
- ''Never argue with idiots. They will drag you down to their level, and then beat you with experience.'' Unknown
- ''I always forget, I can't have dairy without alcohol.'' Cooper, Notes from the Underbelly
- ''I have to straighten my hair, curl my eyelashes and create cheekbones and it's all because of you. Flatface!'' Kerry, 8 simple rules.
apr 25 2010 ∞
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