• Killed them dead
• Shot him dead
• Heir of akwardness
• Feral in the urban enviromemt
• Low calorie lung
• Daylight holucinations
• They make me anxious 
• Serial Killers Are Hot!
• The Jim Cunningham Defense Campaign
• You call it a hormonal imbalance, I call it a way of life
• There's damn Dna all over the place
• When you don't need actors, I'm ditching this planet
• "She'll see my gut before she sees me"
• His hair makes him an indie artist

On a major label

• Next Time There Will Be Knives
• Strawberry Shortcake, Clowns, Jars and ???
• Is this nail polish really going to affect our friendship?
• I'm in love with the lyrics, not the face.
• It's amazing how one piece of fresh meat can cause so much disease
• Rugged manley man in there man hood
• I'm starting to plan my paper case 
• I lie to people as a joke
• I need an accomplice... any takers?
• It's hard to be elegant in hot weather
• Now, to feel any sense of power, I must to mock hallmark movies.
• You can write vile, disgusting things as long as it's true. 
• "Isn't he just heaven on a stick!" 1920s
• You're the reason I thought the white stripes sucked. 
• Juggler Curt
• I'll be your hot mess if you'll be my Gabe Saporta. 
• The Ugly Friend 
• Bible Studies on 73
• Templeton!
• Pretty Boys With Big Guns
• Boots on Backwards
• Phonograph killed the piano star
• The final frontier of human manipulation 
• When your hottest stud isn't that hot
• Charity Case vs Charity Case: We probably belonged. 
• Killroy Was Here
• Drug Deal Gone Wrong
• Random At Best
• Terry Says: We should have Mr. M-s in schools these days! 
• There are so many opportunities to die. 
• Daddy Issues
• Romance with a capital R
• Bomb Threat
• Red Nightmare!
• Ouidaesque ~ adj impossibly perfect male from ouida novels
• Mom Went To Law School
• Slut-onomics 101 
• Girls Ruin Everything 
• Annoying Radio DJs and The Badly Censored Songs. 
• Deprograming my/your mind after health class
• Broken Spaceman