• Wednesday, April 7, 2010
    • "Hey, Cat Daddy. Happy to be in the hizzle with my main man Johnny Beef Stew.
    • "Hey I'm just smooth out on the casual tip, chicken pot pie."
    • "I'll tell you when I've had enough!"
    • "Hey Bibble, I can't always bring the urban flavor. I can kick it on the serious tip, bibble bibble."
    • "Oh that was just me surfing it up, ding-a-long."
    • "Nailed it like a jail did."
    • "That's what I said, cheddar bread."
    • "Straight bibble baby. Can I get a what what? Hammer time "
    • "Bibblty Bibblty."
  • Monday, July 5,2010
    • "Fourth of July at the cribble, baby."
    • "I'm feeling the thrill of the grill, cause you know I likes to chill."
    • "And the party don't stop till six in the morning."
    • "I nailed it! I hibbled that bibble like a jibble on the dribble."
    • "Ain't no Republican party like a Michael Steel Republican party. Cause a Michael Steel Republican party don't, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water let the motherbibble stop.
    • "Hey, I'm just keeping it real, tater MO'Neal. Let's cook some veal. I'm just kidding it's an all vegan barbecue."
    • "Hey brother I shoot my own broccoli. I use my own bow and arrow just like Ted Nuget."
    • "No you gent, jew gent."
    • "Keep an eye on the grill, Mr. Bill."
  • Wednesday, December 15, 2010
    • "That's how we do it on the street, lunch meat."
    • "When a fight comes up, we bibl down. Can I get a high fibil?
    • "You ain't street, you sidewalk. You alone. You apron. You asflat."
    • "I'm just heading the call, butterball. The second my GOPeeps tell me they want me out, I'm outtie."
    • "What? That's how we kick it down in the 20814."
    • "You been kickin' it in B town?"
    • "Chesapeake that's what I said, cheddar bread."
    • "It's in my tummy, big dummy."
    • "That easy, bake oven."
    • "One, cut taxes for bibillionaires. Two,repeal Obibble-care. Three, protect our bibbles."
    • "It's got to stop, lollipop."
    • "Bibbles is like shalom, honey comb."
    • "I shalom that, my bibbl"
    • "To the bibble, Johnny B. Stew."
  • Monday, January 17, 2011
    • "You should have seen your face, Melrose Place."
    • "You got doped like hail in hardy soup."
    • "This guy looks like Ziggy after half a can of Rogan."
    • "I'd say it's time for me to head back to the street. WALL STREET! Make it rain, Frasier Crane."
  • Tuesday, February 1, 2011
    • "Hold the phone, winter bone."
    • "Sorry, I'm late, watergate."
    • "Only one thing to do, Johnny Beef Stew."
    • "Drill Ba-bibilty, Drill."
    • "Reince Priebus? Is that a name or are you taking a final at Hogwarts?"
    • "He's is just pulling a bunch of scrabibil letters out of a bag."
    • "What? Is it something I said, cheddar bread?"
    • "Take a hike, Dick Van Dyke." - Actual Michael Steele
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