types of people/traits I feel like I'm jealous of... :

• "effortlessly" beautiful women
• computer whizzes
• charismatic, carefree, confident people - zero anxiety
• the wealthy or even just upper middle class who seem to have no money troubles, ever
• intellectuals who are treated as such, holding themselves above gossip and drivel
• uber-popular siren types who seem to magnetically be offered attention on a platter everywhere they go