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    lowe's gift cards to buy plants! a new loofah thing from bath & body works. a new purse clothes or a new bra a couch clinique moisture surge extra regina spektor's Begin to Hope plants   mar 1 2007 ∞mar 1 2007 +
              
         
 
  
          
  
    when friends flake out on me when im not up to it. when teenage coworkers referred by the juvi hall backtalk me and think its funny. when customers think somehow everythings my fault. when the parking lot cleaner guy at the store almost ran me over tonight. when friends move away, far away. when my now ex-coworker fails to tell our boss that he's found a new job and i cant talk to my boss about the next weeks schedule (that im doing) because he doesnt know about the guy quitting yet. THE FUCK, MAN.   jul 22 2006 ∞jul 22 2006 +
              
         
 
  
          
  
    myspace, for messages or comments facebook, because paul pokes me everyday livejournal catch27 neopets now this one   jul 20 2006 ∞jul 20 2006 +
              
         
 
  
          
  
    i'm pretty awesome. i'm crazier than i look. i think i'm getting too old to go out drinking every week. i'm crazy about my crazy dog. i have a crappy paying job, but i like it, so it's not an easy situation. i'm the only one not bitching about the heat wave in the south this week, but i'm also not working outside. green is my favorite color, and it's obvious.   jul 20 2006 ∞jul 20 2006 +
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    he's a hound dog. he has one ear that folds up weird and makes him asymmetrical. he has a small wee-wee. its good for a laugh. he smiles! well, have you SEEN pictures of the jake? it's just obvious, that's why!   aug 26 2006 ∞aug 26 2006 +
              
         
 
  
          
  
    took care of 4 dogs when i only own 1. cussed one of them out while chasing them down the street at 830 AM. almost cussed out a customer at work fed my dog and the lab tried to get out of going to the bar was defeated had two beers and lost at the game of darts took a quick shower to wash the bar smell off got sleepyeyed   jul 20 2006 ∞jul 20 2006 +
              
         
 
  
          
  
    he's predictable. he doesn't try to escape from the yard. if hes off the leash, and i walk towards him, he doesn't run away he's smart. if i tell him not to do something, he won't try 897245 more times in a five minute period. if he's chewing or scratching himself, all i have to say is "jake," & he'll stop immediately. if i tell him not to jump, he doesn't jump. generally, he doesn't rub his ass on the furniture. he doesn't care if i go to the bathroom and shut the door. he keeps to himself and isnt extremely needy.   jul 20 2006 ∞jul 20 2006 +
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    go to get my oil changed! go to get my oil changed! get my transmission fluids checked! get off my ass! get dressed! do something! clean my bathroom! take out the trash! do something! not in this particular order   sep 14 2006 ∞sep 14 2006 +
              
         
 
  
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    are you a big boaster, or will you ride a roller coaster? what the halibut's going on here??! who'd figure an immigrant's gonna have a pony? looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun... you get a sense of it and you look away! I read somewhere that if given a choice between sex & peace of mind, she said, most people would choose peace. Personally, I said, I do fine with a little anxiety. The first time her laughter unfurled its wings in the wind, we knew that the world would never be the same. I figured out that if I keep it up, someday I'll probably get wise enough to be silly in public but I probably won't wait that long. "I like people until they give me reason not to," she said. "Some days they just d...   jul 20 2006 ∞jul 20 2006 +
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