- lowe's gift cards to buy plants!
- a new loofah thing from bath & body works.
- a new purse
- clothes or a new bra
- a couch
- clinique moisture surge extra
- regina spektor's Begin to Hope
- plants
mar 1 2007 ∞ mar 1 2007 +
- when friends flake out on me when im not up to it.
- when teenage coworkers referred by the juvi hall backtalk me and think its funny.
- when customers think somehow everythings my fault.
- when the parking lot cleaner guy at the store almost ran me over tonight.
- when friends move away, far away.
- when my now ex-coworker fails to tell our boss that he's found a new job and i cant talk to my boss about the next weeks schedule (that im doing) because he doesnt know about the guy quitting yet. THE FUCK, MAN.
jul 22 2006 ∞ jul 22 2006 +
- myspace, for messages or comments
- facebook, because paul pokes me everyday
- livejournal
- catch27
- neopets
- now this one
jul 20 2006 ∞ jul 20 2006 +
- i'm pretty awesome.
- i'm crazier than i look.
- i think i'm getting too old to go out drinking every week.
- i'm crazy about my crazy dog.
- i have a crappy paying job, but i like it, so it's not an easy situation.
- i'm the only one not bitching about the heat wave in the south this week, but i'm also not working outside.
- green is my favorite color, and it's obvious.
jul 20 2006 ∞ jul 20 2006 +
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- he's a hound dog.
- he has one ear that folds up weird and makes him asymmetrical.
- he has a small wee-wee. its good for a laugh.
- he smiles!
- well, have you SEEN pictures of the jake?
- it's just obvious, that's why!
aug 26 2006 ∞ aug 26 2006 +
- took care of 4 dogs when i only own 1.
- cussed one of them out while chasing them down the street at 830 AM.
- almost cussed out a customer at work
- fed my dog and the lab
- tried to get out of going to the bar
- was defeated
- had two beers and lost at the game of darts
- took a quick shower to wash the bar smell off
- got sleepyeyed
jul 20 2006 ∞ jul 20 2006 +
- he's predictable.
- he doesn't try to escape from the yard.
- if hes off the leash, and i walk towards him, he doesn't run away
- he's smart.
- if i tell him not to do something, he won't try 897245 more times in a five minute period.
- if he's chewing or scratching himself, all i have to say is "jake," & he'll stop immediately.
- if i tell him not to jump, he doesn't jump.
- generally, he doesn't rub his ass on the furniture.
- he doesn't care if i go to the bathroom and shut the door.
- he keeps to himself and isnt extremely needy.
jul 20 2006 ∞ jul 20 2006 +
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- go to get my oil changed!
- go to get my oil changed!
- get my transmission fluids checked!
- get off my ass!
- get dressed!
- do something!
- clean my bathroom!
- take out the trash!
- do something!
- not in this particular order
sep 14 2006 ∞ sep 14 2006 +
jul 20 2006 ∞ jul 20 2006 +
- are you a big boaster, or will you ride a roller coaster?
- what the halibut's going on here??!
- who'd figure an immigrant's gonna have a pony?
- looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun... you get a sense of it and you look away!
- I read somewhere that if given a choice between sex & peace of mind, she said, most people would choose peace. Personally, I said, I do fine with a little anxiety.
- The first time her laughter unfurled its wings in the wind, we knew that the world would never be the same.
- I figured out that if I keep it up, someday I'll probably get wise enough to be silly in public but I probably won't wait that long.
- "I like people until they give me reason not to," she said. "Some days they just d...
jul 20 2006 ∞ jul 20 2006 +
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