• where my hands won't get so dirty
• where I can have my beloved facial piercings
• where I can sit at a computer
• i can walk or take the bus to
• where i won't have to hide my tattoos
• where I can interact with people
• doing something I love
• where I have some say in things
• where I can be really organized
• where I have my own desk
• where I can alphabetize/put things in order

Edit: As of October 2015, I think I have this job.