• "You joke about your dick so much that sometimes I forget you don't actually have one."
  • "I'd marry you but just because you make good mac n cheese."
  • "Nisha Vivian Barnes I am twenty small moments away from going to your apartment and slaughtering you where you stand"
  • "You're ugly but you have good music taste so yeah you can tag along."
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