• Relationship History

Where did the two first meet? During baseball practice, when they were picked as the reserve players.

What was their first impression of their significant other? Mamoru was honestly kind of gross. Like. He was super big and intimidating and wasn't even that much of a badass. He let himself get bossed around by a girl smaller than he is. What a weak dude.

When did they realize they had feelings for their partner? When Mamoru kept putting up with his shit. At first he thought it was just a natural progression of things, but the closer and closer they started to get because of baseball, the more he wanted to hear about Mamoru. And then one day he elbowed Mamoru because he felt embarrassed and it was all over. Game over, man. GAME OVER.

• Preferences

Hair colour? Dark hair, white skin. Typical Japanese beauty.

Eye colour? Dark eyes.

Glasses? Prefers glasses for girls! Prefers no glasses for guys.

Piercings? He's only fine with ear piercings. Facial piercings on dudes are fine, but ear piercings only on girls.

Tattoos? Yes. You'd better have a full back tattoo. He has serious yakuza fantasies ngl.

Chest hair? He tends to prefer dudes who are somewhat hairy. Unlike Sora, while his preference falls under traditional gender roles regarding any gender, he prefers super buff dudes with body hair and everything.

Scars? Where? Girls: no. Boys: Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah.

Smart/not? He's dense and can't stand it when people know more than him. But he gets SUPER pissed when people know less than he does, so he clicks better with people who are smarter than he is.

• As a person, he is...

Sarcastic/not? Only when he's angry and he thinks you're an idiot. Other than that, though, he tends to just be really angry and shouty at everything.

Humourous/not? No. But he will be unable to stop laughing if you get him to start. Usually by slapstick humor. Kick a guy in the nuts if you want to make him GO OFF.

Possessive/not? Extremely, but he's surprisingly quiet about it. He'll just get more and more insecure until he's shouting and crying for you to love him more than ANYONE ELSE. Wants you to make him feel like he's the only boy in the world.

Patient/not? Zero patience.

Affectionate/not? Extremely. He tries to play it cool, like just be standing with you at a bus stop and sliding his hand into yours all cool-like. Until you feel how gross and sweaty his hands are and is he breathing really heavily is he okay is he going to pass out?

Protective/not? Your own personal attack dog.

Clingy/not? Somewhat. He wants to know what you're up to all the time, and gets angry if you don't ask what he's been up to.

Expressive/not? Extremely.

Talkative/quiet? Talkative. Shut this kid up tbh.

Outgoing/shy? Outgoing.

Party animal/Stay at home kind? Stay at home, actually.

Sporty/not? He likes to pretend he's good at baseball, and he's got a lot of potential, but he has a tendency of screwing himself up royally and making a mess out of things.

Artistic/not? Literally only knows how to draw little poops. With smell lines and everything.

Practical or more of the dreamy type? You'd think he'd be practical, but he's super dreamy and wants to go on and on about the rest of his life and his dreams and goals even though he doesn't have a chance in heck on ever achieving them.

• Skills:

Can they cook or bake? Yes. His mom always does the cooking, but she likes to go to nights out with her friends. Then his sister comes over with her baby and sits in the kitchen and forces Sanae to do the cooking. "It's a life skill," she says. "You're never going to get a wife to cook for you, so you'd better learn how to do it yourself." If only she knew how true that statement was. He's pretty good at making his own bentos, too, since his mom usually is nursing a hangover in the morning while getting the littler ones ready for school.

Can they repair/fix things? No. Only his equipment.

Can they dance? That boy can move. He's not suited for catching, tbh, he'd be better at literally any other position.

Can they sing? Does rapping count? Because he picks up raps really well. He can't freestyle, but he likes hip hop and stuff and raps along with it.

Can they draw? Smelly poops.

Can they play any instrument? No.

Can they write well? No.

Can they make people laugh? No, but if making people enraged is a skill, he's mastered it.

What is their talent if they have found it? Soaks in information like a sponge, but only for information no one cares about. Making people angry. Rapping. Shouting. He'd be a good cheerer.

Are they good at science and math? No.

Are they good at kissing? Probably not. He barely knows how to say he loves you without screaming how much of an idiot you are. He'd probably clack his teeth into the other person a lot, or just smother someone with his lips.

• Random Quirks

Are they an animal lover? No. Animals smell bad.

Are they environmental-friendly? No.

Are they racist? Normal amount of racism for an ignorant Japanese person who is interested in international sports.

Are they a vegetarian? Nope.

Do they drink? Beer. He'd be that salary man with the tie tied around his head with his suit and shirt unbuttoned and stumbling around screaming folk songs.

Smoke? Probably when he's older, because damn it looks cool.

Curse? All the time. His house is a war zone and F-bombs are dropping left and right.

Sleep around? He barely has the skills for sex to start with, let alone grace random strangers with his awkward body repeatedly.

Abuse drugs? Nope.

Are they hairy? He wishes.

Are they neat/messy? Filthy. His sister often has to remind him to shower. I mean. He showers every day, but he can barely get clean when he is literally in charge of three young children getting clean at the same time.

• Assorted Questions

Are they a romantic? Self-professed or closet? Closeted. He's not really open about his sexual preferences, but he probably would be if he had any friends.

Are they sentimental? Kind of. A lot.

Would they buy their partner flowers? He wouldn't buy his partner flowers. He would climb a mountain to find the flower that grows on the cliff face like in the legends and break his neck trying to get it for them.

Would they lavish their partner with gifts? All the time. It would probably mostly be stuff he likes, or things he owns. He doesn't have enough money to constantly be buying his SO things.

Would they pay for meals/tickets/etc? Yes. He doesn't have much money, but he'd go out of his way.

Are they okay with confessing love in public? No. But it would get out there because he's a big clutz.

Do they express love in words or actions? Both, but mainly words. Huge, shouty words.

• Cons

Any habits to dislike? He is angry ALL THE TIME or at least comes across that way. He's always complaining, always finding something faulty with the person he's with. He has no filter between his mouth and his brain. The only thing that keeps him from being Masao is that he isn't a huge pile of garbage he just complains a lot.

Parts of their appearance they believe to be unlikable? He wishes he were a big beefy catcher like Maki, tbh.

Flaws in character that would make relationships difficult? Huge shouty asshole. Complains about everything. Finds flaws. Finds it hard to mellow out and calm down. Doesn't do well with silence.

Relationship deal-breakers? If he accidentally hit them.