- Don't wear the red pleather alligator-print pants that you wore on the first day of high school. You will be dubbed "Alligator Girl" for years to come.
- Go to Alex's house party in grade 10. Go ahead and sit next to Grant, sure, even talk & flirt with him, but do NOT let him touch you. You're going to spend the next few weeks getting ridiculed and stink-eyed by the 12 grade girls for being a slut.
- Dump Grant as soon as you first realize that you want to, otherwise he is going to dump you first. It's not going to result in a broken heart or anything, but it's just nicer to be the dumpER than the dumpEE. Especially when he's dumping you for another girl.
- The night in grade 10 when everybody goes to Dan's to drink before going to Cheryl's party, be sure to go. You're going to suffer from alcohol poisoning and spend the next couple of weeks grounded - but it'll all be worth it; it'll straighten you out cause Mom makes you get a job and apply for your driver's license.
- Apply at Save On Foods and rock the interview. You'll be glad you did. I promise you that some awesome friends & a couple of great boyfriends will come out of it.
- Remain just friends with Steve; don't push for anything more. He's a good kisser but that's about it. Things get weird and your friendship is forever ruined.
- On the morning of February 9th 2007, leave the house a couple of seconds earlier/later so you avoid the 3 car accident that you will cause and get sued for two years later.
- At Jenna's New Year's Party 06, do not smoke the huge fatty they pass to you. Sure it's cool because it's a foot long, but you are allergic to something in it and you will have a fun night shivering on the bathroom floor, blind, crying, vomiting, and wanting to die.
- GET DRUNK before prom. Contrary to what you heard beforehand, there will not be random breathalizers at the door. You will have WAY more fun at the dance if you're not sober.
- Take the job working for Hans at the real estate company. It's a good experience but put some dough away for when the tax man fucks you over. And stay away from that slimeball realtor, Rick; he is not worth even a single one of your thoughts.
- Go to Mexico with Justin. You're going to have the best week with him that you'll ever have. <3
- On the night of January 30th, 2008, after you leave Sarah & Jaclyn after a fun night of girly movies & a good chat sesh at Starbucks, drive slower. The terrible car accident that you will get in will teach you a good lesson about speeding on black ice; but it wouldn't hurt to hit that cement barrier a little softer.
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