turnmeON:

• a good sense of humour
• ambition
• ability to cook, do laundry, etc
• good hair
• passion
• maturity
• the right cologne
• an Australian accent
• a gentleman
• old fashioned

turnmeOFF:

• Weird hats
• Jean shorts
• Calling his mother "Mommy"
• ungroomed toenails / fingernails
• back hair
• extreme jealousy / possessiveness
• laziness
• arrogance
• guys that shave their chest.