• Ph 0 7 and 14
• 80 yr old Chinese fortune teller woman predicts a short life and pregnant girl on Christmas
• $100 dragon that wards off evil spirits in exchange for sucking out your soul as you place it on the wardrobe. Bargained at a chinese antique shop for only $10
• "I like the color black because it's in everyone's backpacks."

-Richard H.

• Six words: In love with musician... not musical.
• Cracks in sidewalk = lightning
• Honesty breeds honesty
• Reverse Pangaea
• returned hardened hot dog at the concession stand
• near sighted party
• confetti on strings so it's reusable
• marmalade lady @ old country buffet
• in n out old man who knew palm trees
• lady with rock hard feet walked barefoot
• couple reunion at Harbin
• bark covering side of face
• Stevie and Benners: to get married in a gingerbread church with ringpops in 2nd grade. Teacher Mr. Gabler was to wed the two.
• A cannibal eating other cannibals...