(otherwise know as ways to embarrass my grandchildren)

• drive around on a vespa with scarves flying
• have a back-up car (for rainy days), maybe a custom painted buggy/mini (spots? tiger stripes? hippy flowers? sheep?)
• wear hats everywhere. crazy ones with pom poms or giant flowers or huge sweeping feathers
• bright colours... lots of bright colours... obnoxious is good
• sing and dance along to music played in supermarkets and shopping centers