When I saw you at the grocery store You were sharin a shopping cart with her And I couldn't turn and run away I didn't know what to say You introduced us for the first time And I had to look her in the eye But you could not imagine my surprise Can't you see? You're leaving me For an ugly girl Does she talk about politics? And all that stuff that used to make me sick Does she smoke cigars and stay up late Oh she's so great Does she tell you what you want to hear? And I bet that she could grow a beard I feel better thinking you were queer It's not fair I can't compare To an ugly girl To an ugly girl Lalalalalalalala Lalalalalalalala Lalalalalalalala Lalalalalalalala Lalalalalalalala Lalalalalalalala Hahaha the jokes on me I feel jealous and I feel mean She's so nice that it makes up for her face There's no way, do you have to keep your eyes closed Do you have to keep the lights down low? Oh I bet you wish you had a blind fold Can't you see you're leaving me For an ugly girl For an ugly girl She's an ugly girl A real ugly girl Lalalalalalalala Lalalalalalalala Lalalalalalalala Lalalalalalalala She's an ugly girl An ugly girl She's an ugly girl...