The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up. - Scott Adams

Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them. - Robertson Davies

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading. - Zach Braff