The one fucking time Jeongguk lets his guard down.

Seokjin would like to say that it's not that he actually wants students to be injured during his tenure as Head Boy of Hogwarts. It's just that his sleuthing efforts look even better for future career prospects, and solving a mystery is great for romantic prospects. Opportunism at its finest. Salazar Slytherin would be proud. Probably.

Seokjin ducked his head and took a bite of his biscuit, to think of a diplomatic way to phrase it. “People need to believe that somebody they like is on the task.”

“And it is not the teachers, but you?”

“You’ve always believed in student advocacy.” Seokjin said, with a cheeky grin, and a cute headtilt.

“We’re not dating.” Seokjin sits up on his elbows and stares Yoongi down to make a point. “Definitely not.”

“Right,” Yoongi scoffs. “Though I was under the impression that he’s taken up permanent residence on your lap. Should I tell the fans to address all their future fanmail to ‘Seokjin’s dick, Seoul, Korea’?”

“For fuck’s sake, Yoongi.”

Seokjin breaks up with his boyfriend, and Jungkook just wants to help.

nov 26 2017 ∞
jul 13 2019 +