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Hoseok is a daydreamer lost in his own world. Taehyung has teeth as sharp as knives, but home in his eyes.
Who needs a functional relationship when you dig your step-sister's boyfriend? Not Taehyung.
"Hyung couldn't sleep," Taehyung says, by way of explanation. He feels like some explanation is probably needed for why he and Hoseok are snuggling on the couch together. "Sometimes he can't sleep, and then he comes and gets me and we sleep out here. He says he doesn't know why, but having me around makes it better."
Or: the one where Taehyung is completely and utterly oblivious.
“Well. I’d like to offer you the position,” Hoseok says, like he hardly ever says, because he usually waits a day and calls because he tries to pretend he’s a professional person who is going over many messages, conducting many interviews, and selecting the most qualified applicant.
No, he doesn’t have so much pride. His nanny quit today because after ten days of dealing with Soonyoung she couldn’t bring herself to show up anymore, and Hoseok can’t even be mad because he knows how Soonyoung treats nannies.
Taehyung says, “I’d like to accept.”
Hoseok still doesn't know how he became Taehyung's sex life teacher. Crack and porn ahead.
Hoseok and Taehyung are like the sun and the moon.
Taehyung joins an intramural football team and it has nothing to do with their midfielder.
Taehyung's kid is the cutest and he will fight anyone on this.
Taehyung may be a shapeshifter, but Hoseok is magic.
“I love you,” Hoseok says, voice unwavering unlike moments before. Pressed together as they are, Taehyung feels rather than hears that his heartbeat is strong and steady. Truthful.
Taehyung’s bones sing—grow, grow, grow—
Hoseok gets set up on a blind date but realizes (the day before) that he's never properly kissed anyone besides his pillow. Leave it to Park Jimin to recruit Hoseok's "straight" best friend, Taehyung, to help him out. The consequences turn out to be much different than they'd anticipated.
Taehyung posts an ad offering his unorthodox services in exchange for a house of his own.
Hoseok is down a roommate and just wants to be helpful.
Everyone loves Hoseok. In particular, everyone loves Hoseok's bed, which always smells nice and is somehow softer than all their other mattresses combined. Taehyung knows this because he had taken it upon himself to investigate the vitally important issue of Most Comfortable Bed in Dorm, especially when he realised he could no longer settle for his own less-than-satisfactory bed after sleeping with Hoseok for the past two months.
When Hoseok agreed to give Yoongi a hand at his family’s restaurant, he was expecting a summer of excruciating Daegu heat waves, long days in the kitchen being barked at by his spitfire of a best friend, and missing Seoul. He wasn’t expecting to meet someone like Kim Taehyung.
Then again, most people aren’t expecting to meet someone like Kim Taehyung.
In which Kim Taehyung's inquisitive nature transforms his friendship with Jung Hoseok.