When Yoongi moves into the new apartment, it’s only after the landlady assures him the two kids next door are the ‘sweetest things on the planet’ and ‘definitely won’t be noisy.’

The next day, he meets Seokjin and his two sons Jimin and Taehyung, both of whom are pretending to be dragons and making lots of noise.

Seokjin has pillow creases in his cheek and his eyes are puffy, still closed as he slowly rolls onto his side.

Yoongi lies next to him on his back, turns his head towards Seokjin’s sleeping face, whispers,

Seokjin is a prince trapped in a tower, and Yoongi is his guardian dragon. Things don't go like they're supposed to go.

Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok

  • Section to be completed by Employees Involved:

Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin

Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket

Nature of Relationship:

  • Friends with Benefits, Sex Enemies

Length of Relationship: 4 minutes

  • Please Describe Jin's Dick:-

Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting - oh fucking hell.

Jeon Seokjin has exactly four weeks to stop the impending engagement of his younger brother, doomed to a loveless marriage. The only way to stop it is to make a better match, more advantageous, more lucrative for the Jeon family. It's impossible. It's his only option.

Min Yoongi does not want, will never want, will never ever even consider, marriage. It's not in the cards. He's stubborn enough to achieve the total ban on marriage talks. Except maybe his grandmother is a little more stubborn than he is, and maybe she's determined to see him march down the aisle.

The chaebol arranged marriage au that exactly one and a half people asked for.

Rule number one: Don't leave the path.

There are worse things, Seokjin thinks, than taking in strays.

nov 25 2017 ∞
nov 2 2018 +