• baby you don't have to rush (you can leave a toothbrush)

the aftermath of Yoongi accidentally tripping on someone's feet and falling on Hoseok's lap and them not-so-accidentally making out

• someone's hand opens; i hold it, it begins to rain

Hoseok wants to crawl inside a photograph and stay there for a while.

• are you ready for this? (no i'm not)

Hoseok is both a dancer and a Dancer.

(In which Hoseok is a stripper and Yoongi wants to sample the goods.)

• Ice for Burns

Hoseok starts getting unsolicited advice (and feelings) from a ghost.

• Sul Sul

Tumblr prompt (bbyhobie): so person a & b r roommates and they play video games and as a joke their friends got them sims and they made a family with all their friends and as a joke get married ironically but then they get super into it.

• I'll Try To Hum It To You If I Can't Sing

“Seok,” Yoongi starts slowly. “Why do you have a baby and more importantly, why did you bring your baby to my place?”

“Actually, that’s your baby too, that’s why I stayed off the radar for the last nine months. Congratulations!” he opens his arms but gives up, seeing Yoongi’s expression. “No, I’m just kidding, she’s your sister’s.”

(or; Yoongi's sister forces him to take care of her daughter for a month and Hoseok volunteers to help)

• Yoongi Totally Does Not Want To Suck Hoseok's Dick

Look, guys, Yoongi has got this all under control, okay. He's gonna be fine. With a blog rating dick pics and a long standing crush on his best friend, what could possibly go wrong?

• borderline illegal

“This is so stupid.”

Hoseok grins and the silver dies down and his lips part so prettily in happiness. “I scratch your back…”

“I didn’t think scratching yours back would be making you a sex appeal potion,” Yoongi grumbles.

• *

Or, Hoseok wants to make a sex appeal potion. They fuck up. Then they just fuck. (Woah.)

• Salty Air and Sandy Toes

“Wanna go swimming?” Yoongi asks, and Hoseok can just make out the water by Yoongi’s feet in the darkness.

“W-what?”

“I can teach you if you still don’t know.”

“B-but,” Hoseok runs his tongue over his braces, tries to get a grip on his stutter. “I don’t have trunks.”

“So? Get naked.”

• same damn hunger ☆

When it comes to fucking around with his best friend, Yoongi follows two rules:

• They must be inebriated.
• They must not kiss.