Things we've learnt from "He's Just Not That Into You":

• Girls are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.
• Nowadays we can get rejected by seven different technologies.
• If a guy treats you like he doesn't give a shit, it's because he doesn't give a shit.
• They are the exception and we're not the exception we're the rule.
• If a guy doesn't call you, he doesn't want to call you.
• If a guy wants to see you, he'll make it happen.
• If he doesn't make it happen, he doesn't want to date you.
• If a guy is sleeping with someone else, then he's not interested (at least not in you)
• If we wanna be more attractive we don't go and cut our hair like we used to, we just make our online profiles more desireable.
• We all wish we could write songs when we are in love.
• Maybe the happy ending is just moving on
• Maybe the happy ending is knowing that after all the unreturned phone calls and broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment... you never gave up hope.