• anxiety
  • men in group
  • people who interrupt when one speaks
  • when everything becomes too much and you don't know where to start
  • vomiting
  • getting old
  • global warming
  • monday mornings
  • nostril hair
  • the impossibility of ever really knowing another person
  • sweat
  • the day after christmas
  • night blindness
  • computer crashes
  • being unable to escape an inane conversation
  • secondhand smoke
  • computer viruses
  • cellulite
  • fake silver rings that turn your fingers green
  • roadkill
  • minivans
  • other people kissing
  • back hair
  • gas prices
  • being put on hold
  • the fact that i am no longer seventeen
  • belly button lint
  • cold grease
  • people who put recyclables in trash cans
  • running out of toilet paper
  • the stomach flu
  • veinding machines that don't work, but take your money anyway
  • leg cramps
  • bad pickup lines
  • inside jokes that you don't understand
  • coupons that expire before you remember to use them
  • hair in the shower drain
  • small talk
  • birds that shit on you
  • people who pretend to listen while they wait to speak
  • lower back pain
  • slow postal workers
  • mean people
  • false pleasantries
  • people who speak loudly in public places
  • arranged marriages
  • industrial waste
  • airborne pathogens
  • slurping noises
  • rejection
  • saying "vagina" in a nonmedical context
  • the smell of feet in the summer
  • chapped lips
  • cosmetics tested on rabbits
  • people who let their dogs lick their ice cream cones
  • dehydration
  • hyperhydration
  • raw beef
  • getting honked at
  • cleaning the bathroom
  • rotten vegetables
  • unibrows
  • the right to bear arms
  • automatically rejecting unfamiliar ideas
  • getting the middle seat on an airplane
  • the decline of rainforests
  • combination christmas and birthday presents
  • parallell parking
  • foretting other people's names
  • having to sit in the front row at the movies
  • people who don't wear deodorant
  • unbearably loud music in trendy restaurants
  • dirty dishes
  • winter weight
  • the difficulty of reading in the bathtub
  • pens running out of ink
  • split ends
  • inflation
  • man's inhumanity to man
oct 15 2015 ∞
apr 12 2017 +