- anxiety
- men in group
- people who interrupt when one speaks
- when everything becomes too much and you don't know where to start
- vomiting
- getting old
- global warming
- monday mornings
- nostril hair
- the impossibility of ever really knowing another person
- sweat
- the day after christmas
- night blindness
- computer crashes
- being unable to escape an inane conversation
- computer viruses
- cellulite
- fake silver rings that turn your fingers green
- roadkill
- minivans
- other people kissing
- back hair
- gas prices
- being put on hold
- the fact that i am no longer seventeen
- belly button lint
- cold grease
- people who put recyclables in trash cans
- running out of toilet paper
- the stomach flu
- veinding machines that don't work, but take your money anyway
- leg cramps
- bad pickup lines
- inside jokes that you don't understand
- coupons that expire before you remember to use them
- hair in the shower drain
- small talk
- birds that shit on you
- people who pretend to listen while they wait to speak
- lower back pain
- slow postal workers
- mean people
- false pleasantries
- people who speak loudly in public places
- arranged marriages
- industrial waste
- airborne pathogens
- slurping noises
- rejection
- saying "vagina" in a nonmedical context
- the smell of feet in the summer
- chapped lips
- cosmetics tested on rabbits
- people who let their dogs lick their ice cream cones
- dehydration
- raw beef
- getting honked at
- cleaning the bathroom
- rotten vegetables
- unibrows
- the right to bear arms
- automatically rejecting unfamiliar ideas
- getting the middle seat on an airplane
- the decline of rainforests
- combination christmas and birthday presents
- parallell parking
- foretting other people's names
- having to sit in the front row at the movies
- people who don't wear deodorant
- unbearably loud music in trendy restaurants
- dirty dishes
- winter weight
- the difficulty of reading in the bathtub
- pens running out of ink
- split ends
- inflation
- man's inhumanity to man
oct 15 2015 ∞
apr 2 2022 +
apr 2 2022 +