• If I were a month, I’d be May.
  • If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday.
  • If I were a time of day, I’d be midnight.
  • If I were a planet, I’d be Mars.
  • If I were a sea animal, I’d be a shark.
  • If I were a direction, I’d be northeast.
  • If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chandelier.
  • If I were a liquid, I’d be coffee.
  • If I were a gemstone, I’d be emerald.
  • If I were a tree, I’d be a willow.
  • If I were a tool, I’d be a pair of scissors.
  • If I were a flower, I’d be a peony.
  • If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a snowstorm.
  • If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harp.
  • If I were a color, I’d be burgundy.
  • If I were an emotion, I’d be closure.
  • If I were a fruit, I’d be a tomato.
  • If I were a sound, I’d be the sound of a river.
  • If I were an element, I’d be fire.
  • If I were a car, I’d be a Bugatti Veyron.
  • If I were a food, I’d be grilled chicken salad.
  • If I were a place, I’d be a museum.
  • If I were a material, I’d be silk.
  • If I were a taste, I’d be green tea.
  • If I were a scent, I’d be coconut.
  • If I were an animal, I’d be a panda.
  • If I were an object, I’d be a book stand.
  • If I were a body part, I’d be an eye.
  • If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smirk.
  • If I were a song, I’d be Higher by the Saturdays.
  • If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be a pair of Nikes.
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