RULES:

• The meat must not look like it was a part of the animal (i.e. bones).
• Cook-to-order meat must be well-done.

BREAKDOWN:

• Chicken
  • always
    • no bones
    • preferably white meat
• Turkey
  • acceptable for lunch on a club sandwich at Beans & Bagels
  • Thanksgiving
• Beef
  • in tacos (not at Chipotle)
  • 'crispy beef' at Chinese restaurants
  • hot dogs at barbecues, where rejecting a hot dog would mean basically not eating a meal
  • if a family member/friend fixes it for dinner
  • never burgers, avoid meatloaf
  • Steak
    • only when offered as a celebratory food
• Pork
  • ham
  • chops
  • bacon, preferably crispy
  • if a family member/friend fixes it for dinner
• Seafood
  • unacceptable