- Becca Abi-Saad
- " "wake up in the morninn feeling like seth cohenn" i love my best friend."
- "homeee home on the rangeee, where the deer and the anetelopes play..? idk, heading home in any case, ha"
- ""it hates me. &yes i call it 'it" because i hate it back." <3 my sister"
- "being grown up isnt half as fun as growing up<3 (:"
- "" 'what about celia hoades, it's time for change?' .. i think Obama watches Weeds" .. this is why i love my sister"
- "i really want pomegranate, now."
- Matt Sanders
- "Jesus the only true life insurance lol"
- "@daniDinosaurrr: Oh yeah i know he was in ncis too and i was like yooo your dead lol"
- "@corrineDinosaurrr: pretty sure i spelt hat wrong but whatevaaaaa happy bday lol"
- "About to be firing that ice with @daniDinosaurrr and the infamous @lolly_poppet"
- Travis Clark
- "I was asked to speak at a Twitter convention in New York City. Obv I'm honored, but I wonder if I can say more than 140 characters :/"
- "So far today I've seen the following roadkill: a skunk, a wolf/fox, a possum, a reindeer, a dog, a bird and quite possibly big foot."
- "Beyonce pulling off some major #hairwhips like she's a member of WTK!!!"
- "I lost my jeans...guess I'm playing pantless tonight :/"
- "What if we were like monkeys & we threw poop at each other? The expression good turn from "shit hits the fan" to "when shit hits your face!" "
- "I've been asked to create an Alias name for myself and all I can come up with is Shaun Black or Don Weasley. I need help! #TravisClarksAlias"
- "Cab driver - "what's the difference between a girlfriend and a terrorist?....you can negotiate with a terrorist!" Me - "I got 99 problems" "
- "It's not cause the babies hate flying...no no no...that's not why they cry. They cry b/c they think that I am a lion :("
- "Can you imagine a giraffe with a soar throat??"
- "I wonder if the playboy bunnies know the Easter bunny?? Maybe they are friends..."
- Danny Duncan
- "#Ifiwastravisclark I'd be wishing I was the drummer of #wethekings . Just sayin'.."
- "I was always put abstract times in when using the microwave. Hot Pocket? 1:56. Corn dog? 1:13. I dont live life in 30 second increments."
- "For those concerned, I am still king of #hairwhips and Beyonce is just trying to steal swagger cause she wants it. True story."
- "Ate a bunch of alligator nuggets tonight. If you get the chance to try em, you should. I mean, they would eat you.. just saying."
- Chad Simonds
- "Happy songs aren't as bad when you aren't spiraling towards self destruction."
- Post Secret
- "RT@eronica: "I feel shame, not for the wrong things I've done but for the right things I have failed to do." http://postsecret.com"
- "Undeserved suffering is redemptive. -MLK"
- ""If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." --African proverb"
- Matthew Gray Gubler
- "YOU are my valentine! Here is your card. I love you. http://yfrog.com/33gyscj"
- "I would rather be 9 people's favorite thing than a hundred people's ninth favorite thing"
- The Buried Life
- "@BarackObama your crossover is a little weak. i'm just saying.. cya at 10."
- Emily Osment
- "One day I wanna open a fortune cookie that just says "it's all good" "
- Lindsay Vargas
- " "How do you purr? Grr"- Nicole "
- Nathan Phillips
- "Doing what seems impossible for @danidinosaurrr ... Eating a whole orange without sharing."
- Alex Evans
- " "if i had a world of my own, everything would be non-sense, nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't." "
- Ryan Thomsen
- "I wasn't sure how to spell it so I just wrote it in cursive."
- Mine
- " "Thats the thing about speculation. It makes a speck out of you.. And some guy named lation. So this really doesn't effect me." "
- "There's a brian singing Beyonce to me. Haha.."
- "@nathantrainn I just ate a whole orange. And didn't choke."
- ""Have you ever been to a wedding?" "I've.. Walked through one kind of..." (@nathantrainn hahaha.)"
- ""That's that thing! Where people tell people they put on both socks and both shoes & one sock then one shoe or.." "I said tweek, not tweet." "
- " "I was like WTF I WENT TO HANNAFORD AND ENDED UPIN TENNESEE?!" ahaha"
- ""It's okay! I'VE GOT MY SPONSITIVITY! It's what you get for being a big bruhver. It's like what okey dokey jones uses!""
- " "Theres a racoon looking into the chucker cage!" "That's SO COOOLLL!" guys. That's a piece of wood."
- " "BIG KMART!" "yeah, we can go get your license if you want." i love my mom? Yup."
- "I told my mom that I wanted a Bumblebee car so I could talk to it while I drove. She made fun of me"
- " "IT'S WANDARAMAAA!" "did someone sayy 'pond of llamas?'" great commercial.. Haha."
- "Life is a game, play it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. - Mother Theresa."
- Bryson Gilreath
- "I was just informed by a friend that I was down 30% in popularity on IMDB. I was way too excited to find out I was on IMDB to really care."
- Khalee Chase
- ""you should use the pumpkin head.. because thats ronald ragan in there.""
mar 18 2010 ∞
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