- Every love song hurts to listen to.
- Every song about lovers splitting up hurts even more to listen to.
- Every romantic movie is inherently evil.
- Every person you see holding hands is evil.
- Every person you see kissing in public is evil.
- Every happy couple in existance is evil.
- Animals seem to be better companions because they don't dump you. (I'm NOT talking about beastiality, you pervert!)
- Things like eating out or going to movies are avoided because it's too weird doing it on your own and/or bring up unwanted memories.
- Dreaming of your ex is always harsh.
- Especially if your dream was a nice one and you have to wake up.
- Or if it was a bad one it's like living bad moments in your relationship all over again.
- Every day gets longer and more bleak without them around.
- Every emotion about your ex is amplified and mutated into subgeneres of other emotions.
- Every emotion in general become so impossibly complex you start to wonder if there's even a classification for each one.
- It feels like your ex has died; that's how deep it can effect you.
- Dating new people feels wrong.
- Flirting with new people feels wrong and ends up being awkward.
- Sometimes you cry so much you get tired of crying and want it to stop.
- Every song or movie you and your ex both liked is hard to listen to or watch, and sometimes are completely avoided or loathed.
- Everything, from restaurants you pass while driving to objects in your house, always haunt you with memories of your ex.
- You just want to be loved again.
- Your sex drive switch will turn off quicker than you'd think.
- Because your sex drive switch does that, awkward situations can arise.
- Sometimes you just get sick of the opposite sex because they all seem to have the same problem.
- Your emotions are so strong you have to broadcast them somehow (Hmmm...)
- All of these things ever go away no matter how happy your next relationship is.
- Things in life just generally fucking suck.
- Life eventually goes on, but never quite as happily.
aug 11 2009 ∞
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