- play baseball all my life
- be able to burp and it would not be a big deal
- not have to shave my legs!
- would not have to worry about pms
- take responsibility and buy the condoms
- be able to get away with not cleaning or doing laundry
- be a momma's boy
- feel the pressure to provide for my family
- wonder what girls said about me
- hate having to pay for everything
- be very very afraid of her father
- not want to sit through hours of chick flicks
- have to like beer
- wonder what shes thinking
- hate talking on the phone
- want to find a woman who can cook
- suck at the being sensitive thing
- keep my fingers crossed i have good skin since i don't have the magic of makeup
- be able to wake up five minutes before i leave and be ready to go
- suck at going up to girls
- know the most about the astros
- feel pressure to make sure she is satisfied in bed
- hate having to spend a ridiculous amount of money on an engagement ring
- be allowed to spit for no reason
- grab my crotch and claim i'm adjusting myself
- be able to say inappropriate things about women and laugh about it
may 8 2009 ∞
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