- Season 4
- It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine. I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'? -michael & ryan
- I thought they''d be good together. Like PB & J... Pam Beesly and Jim! What a waste! What. A. Waste. -kevin
- So, sorry Tuna but if you don't know why that's awesome, then... you need awesome lessons. -andy
- No, no Pam. Let 'em ring. Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love. Because this is really good. This is really good. My heart soars, with the eagle's nest. -michael
- Dwight mercy-killed Angela's cat. It's very complicated. It's caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela, who are already prone to unpleasantness. -pam
- I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me but I never intended to use them. What did I intend to do with them? Who knows. Maybe keep them as a souvenir. Maybe use them. -dwight
- No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull? -michael
- Yeah, she was with Roy, and, uh, I just couldn't take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't concentrate on anything. Even weird stuff, like food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. It was something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, and that includes you. -jim
- Nailed it. -andy
- The eyes, are the groin of the head. -dwight
- You can train him! He's very, very smart and funny and charming... Lehhargh! You know, I can't do it. Toby is the worst. That- that was a bluff. -michael
- You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office. Stanley is part of what makes this branch extraordinary. The blusy wisdom, the sassy remarks, the crossword puzzles, the smile, those big watery red eyes. I don't know how George Bush did it when Colin Powell left. -michael
- Dwight, nothing with the eyes. Please? Okay Jim. -jim & dwight
- Yesh... -michael
- That is sort of an oaky afterbirth. - michael
- Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game, and it's called, "let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests." And they're both winning. So I am going to make a run for it. -jim
- Hello Oscar Meyer Wiener -lover. -michael
- There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "what if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?" He said, "if I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks." -pam
- Yeah, I have a lot of questions but number one, how dare you. -kelly
- Dah, dah, dah. I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist. -michael about pam
- Well you don't get it. Because Stanley is a beautiful, sassy, powerful black man and you're... you. If you had any friends, you would understand. Friends joke with one another. "Hey, um, you're poor." "Well hey, your mom is dead." That's what friends do. It's... you're so white. -michael
- Because she... stinks. With her... ways. And her... head. -dwight
- I'm an adult. I don't have to think or do anything. -michael.
- You don't even know what stupid is. It's about to get all stupid up in here! -dwight
- You're a presentation tool! -michael
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