• p1: yo p2 u better not be talking shit abt sadiohead, they made some of the best songs ever like 'sad robot man', 'the trees are fake', and 'the trees are fake, the world is fake, you're fake and im sad'
  • don't hate it, embraace it
  • i just jumped onto my bed too hard and head butted the wall
  • i can hear p2 coming. gonna get roasted rip me [/their name] (+roasted,, imagine that in a cheesy announcer voice for extra fun)
  • nearly said danke to the bus driver why am i like this. i feel like p2
  • p2: it's p3. he has to compensate some how |p4: he has to be a dick online bc he's too nice in person. #gotyourbackp3 |p2: no i meant he has a small willy, i dont think you get it
  • [drunk at party] the funniest things is the crusades right so (proceeds to explain...
mar 26 2017 ∞
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