- Offered a perfume sample during my 'long hair' stage
- Farting in church
- Butchering The Final Countdown at Battle of the Bands
- Calling Jason's aunt ugly
- Telling a girl she "takes up too much space" and then realizing the connotations of that
- Walking in on Jason's mom using the bathroom
- Mixing up the whine/wine homonyms
- Accidentally touching someone's bum during a game of Slow-motion tag
- Giving myself a week long hicky by putting a cup on my mouth and sucking really hard
- Trying to conceal said hicky with my mom's cover up and being called on it by an attractive girl
apr 26 2011 ∞
nov 8 2011 +