• Make him eat lots of food! empacho.
• Strangle him with your bare hands.
• Sit on him for so long that, it would be so hard for him to breathe.
• Let him bond with Rooney.
• Bite off his ears.
• Use his pencils to stab him.
• Have a drinking session with him and killing will be very easy.
• Stitch buttons in his eyes ( coraline inspired )
• Stab him with a carrot since he hates eating it!
• EAT his skinny flesh built.
• Play Hide and seek with him and lock him on a tunnel.
• Erase him! cause he's Linguini - he's just a drawing.
• Buy a Linguini doll and DO VODOO.
• Crusify him while eating! PAINNNNN
• Cut the cables of the television.

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