• "ohhhhhh...Pina Colada" - JD from My Friend with Money
• "hurtin' for a squirtin" - Andy fighting with Jay's gf in 40 Year Old Virgin
• "I'm shyyyyyyyyy!" - Andy about peeing in public
• Fight between Jay and customer
• Jonah hill in the ebay store
• Andy getting ready lighting the candles - Lionel Ritchie song in the back
• "You don't need pizza...they got food there" - Hitch
• All of Russell Peters
• Koffee with Karan episode with Rani and Kareena; Kajol, Shahrukh and Rani
• Gina Yashere
• Oh so many Scrubs scenes! - Anything with Keith, The Todd, Elliot
• Elliot posing to take a picture with the weatherman
• Waving expert
• JD horseback riding bareback - Love hurts
• Eliza: Lemon, isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

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COMEDIC MOMENTS IN MY LIFE

• Chris trying to slowly take off the really sticky bandade from his thighs
• Priscilla's face when I'm forcing her to finish the Yoplait Whips yogurt with me
• Josh guessing my b.size by simply turning around while driving
• Me pranking Josh on April Fool's day
• Aiysha thinking of boy names: Jameel, Shayon
• "I bet you liked what you saw too" - Cupcakes & Cocktails party with Matt
• MRW running down my dorm room hallway naked
• MRW and I texting about open mouth kissing, and his frustration that I didn't understand what we were talking about
• Sebastian making fun of my toe nail polish fading off. Me going home for lunch and painting them
• Sarah and I going to Alex's chorus recital. Sarah pronouncing her last name, and the dude checking the list says "I don't have that on the list", and then me pronouncing it properly and the South Asian dude looks up from the list, and says "Come on, man!"
• Aiysha not doing a proper flush in the bathroom in Chicago.
• Mom hiding in the closet when Matt came over
• Argument in Harbor Hall Area between the Indian girl and her boyfriend that everyone could hear