• "if a zombie invasion materialized into reality and you were bitten, i wouldn't kill you until you were decaying to a point where you weren't cute anymore"
• ME: how much do you love me?

like i can walk 12 miles on the freeway like it's okay, like it doesn't bother me at all.

• you're such a doof nugget/geek/nerd/dork..... the list goes on.