• Hey baby, are you Jamaican?
    • Cause Jamaican me crazaye!
  • You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...is in love with me!
  • Did you just fart?
    • CAUSE YOU BLOW ME AWAY~
  • Are you a broom?
    • Cause you swept me off my feet!
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
  • If you were a wedgie/booger, I'd pick you!
  • My name is _, but you can call me tonight ^^Y
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or must I walk past you again?
  • Baby, you just moved to the top of my to-do list ^^
  • FROMMM JOEL :
    • Is your dad an artist, cause you're a masterpiece
    • Are your parents terrorists, CAUSE YOU DA BOMB!
    • Don't come in. You might set off the fire alarm cause you're smoking hot.
    • I don't know much, but I know you make Megan Fox look ugly.
jan 20 2010 ∞
feb 7 2010 +