• red bull (probably the only one i drink a lot?)
• 7up (maybe sprite too at some point idk)
• fresca
• tonic water (does that count?)
• mountain dew (my coworker made me try a shot, so gross)
• orange drink (like the stuff they used to have in mcdonald's happy meals? is that a soda?)
• root beer

Diet / Health

• expand recipe repertoire
• eat bigger variety of foods
• try more beer / wider variety

Personal

• stand up for myself more
• don't waste time on weird creeps

Financial

• don't waste money on stupid crap
• shop more locally

• SemiPrecious Weapons / Jason Derulo / Lady Gaga (January 9: Chicago, IL)
• Sleepover / Atlas Sound (January 16: Upland, IN)
• Sunny Taylor / Rachael Davis / Steppin' In It (January 17: Fort Wayne, IN)
• Frank Turner and The Architects / Flogging Molly (March 8: Indianapolis, IN)
• Light Pollution / Deerhunter (March 31: Columbus, OH)
• The Heligoats / Clem Snide (May 12: Fort Wayne, IN)
• The Conan O'Brien Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour (May 19: Chicago, IL)
• Mike Epps and Friends (October 31: Fort Wayne, IN)

Monday

• How I Met Your Mother
• Accidentally On Purpose
• The Big Bang Theory
• Occasionally The Daily Show
• Occasionally The Colbert Report

Tuesday

• Occasionally The Daily Show
• Occasionally The Colbert Report

Wednesday

• Modern Family
• Occasionally Criminal Minds
• Occasionally The Daily Show
• Occasionally The Colbert Report
• Waiting for Glee to return

Thursday

• Parks & Recreation
• Community

• Friends with Kids (2012)
• Bridesmaids (2011)
• ✔ Paul (2010)
• ✔ MacGruber: The Movie (2010)
• ✔ How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
• ✔ Date Night (2010)
• Despicable Me (2010)
• Ass Backwards (2010)
• All Good Things (2010)
• Extract (2009)
• ✔ Whip It (2009)
• Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
• ✔ Adventureland (2009)
• ✔ Ghost Town (2008)
• Pretty Bird (2008)
• ✔ Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
• Semi-Pro (2008)
• ✔ Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
• ✔ The Brothers Solomon (2007)
• Meet Bill (2007)
• ✔ Knocked Up (2007)

• ✔ Paul (2010)
• ✔ Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010)
• Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil (2010)
• ✔ Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
• Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
• Year One (2009)
• ✔ Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)
• ✔ Adventureland (2009)
• ✔ Tropic Thunder (2008)
• ✔ Pineapple Express (2008)
• ✔ Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
• ✔ The Brothers Solomon (2007)
• ✔ Superbad (2007)
• ✔ Hot Rod (2007)
• ✔ Knocked Up (2007)
• ✔ You, Me, And Dupree (2006)
• Doogal (2006)

• Writing pornographic existential novels in a tiny isolated cottage somewhere
• Sex therapist, or more specifically, helping women who've never had an orgasm
• Professor
• Librarian
• Used bookstore owner
• Politician, I don't really care what office, I just want to get elected in Indiana
• Doing psychology research
• Working at an animal shelter or animal rescue organization
• Coming up with recipes for people with diet restrictions, specifically vegan or gluten free or sugar free or nut free desserts
• Painting
• Teaching English as a second language, either here or overseas
• Writing fiction, television, movies, comi...

Characters from Fort Wayne

• Fawn Liebowitz ( Animal House )
• Frank Burns ( M*A*S*H ) - played by Larry Linville
• Colonel George Taylor ( Planet of the Apes - 1968) - Played by Charlton Heston
• Brenda Castle ( Glee ) - played by Molly Shannon
• Bunny Maureen ( The Playboy Club ) - played by Amber Heard

Mentions

• In The Big Bang Theory 2x13 ("The Friendship Algorithm") Sheldon reads the author's bio on a children's book where the author is described as living in Fort Wayne, Indiana with her pet cockatoo.
• In True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet , teen actress Morgan Carter's mother sends her to live in Fort Wayne with her aunt.
• In the 2011 film Sucker Punch , Sweet Pea gets on a bus at the end destined for Fort Wayne.
• In Glee , Coach Beiste gets married in a 24-hour wedding chapel in Fort Wayne.

• Move out & get my own place
• Get a job that is relevant to one of the fields I'm studying
• Master the basics of some musical instrument
• See one of my friends get married
• Get some kind of college degree
• Get laid outside of Indiana
• Brew my own beer.
• Dress super slutty for Halloween

• The Runaways
• Date Night
• Death at a Funeral
• Iron Man 2
• MacGruber
• Get Him to the Greek
• Toy Story 3
• How to Train Your Dragon
• Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
• Babies
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt. 1
• Inception
• Black Swan
• Somewhere
• Howl
• Jackass 3
• Room in Rome
• Crazy Heart
• Easy A

• Jay Leno
  • NBC Affiliates that are in contact with Jay Leno
• NBC Execs
• David Letterman
• Teri Hatcher
• Jerry Seinfeld
• NPR

• Conan O'Brien's ratings to go up
• SNL to hire a more diverse cast
• $$$ for tuition
• Get laid
• Creative inspiration
• More sleep

• Eugene Mirman / Flight of the Conchords
• Deerhunter / Dan Deacon / No Age
• May Erlewine
• St. Vincent / Andrew Bird
• Foghat / REO Speedwagon

• Be that person who eats a meal in class.
• Play beer pong.
• Play frisbee.

Diet / Health

• try to get myself to like foods I do not like
  • peppers
  • olives
  • cooked carrots
  • cooked tomatoes
  • pickles other than dill
• go to more bars
• drink either less or more. idk which yet.
• eat more candy
• be nicer / more classy drunk
• stop weighing myself. neither my health nor my physical attractiveness is determined by that number.

Personal

• keep a more regular journal
• read more / keep track of what i read

• tuition $$
• strange pen & ink drawings
• things i can eat
• alcohol
• things with which i can make hot beverages
• note/sketchbooks

• I Love You, Man
• Adventureland
• X-Men Origins: Wolverine
• Star Trek
• Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
• Up
• The Hangover
• Away We Go
• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
• Bruno
• Funny People
• Julie & Julia
• Ponyo
• Inglourious Basterds
• Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
• Whip It
• Zombieland
• Where The Wild Things Are
• The Road
• Sherlock Holmes

• $$ for tuition
• gaga tix
• parks and rec to not get canceled

• Eat more fruits and vegetables
• Be more honest
  • Compliment people more often
• Watch the movies that people are appalled that I haven't seen
• Stop going to Starbucks
  • Local coffeeshops only!
• Interact with more diverse groups of people
• Stop bad habits!
• Whistle better
  • Do not drive people crazy with whistling
• Growl like a cougar

Monday

• The Big Bang Theory
• How I Met Your Mother
• The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien

Tuesday

• The New Adventures of Old Christine
• The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien

Wednesday

• Criminal Minds
• Glee
• The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien
• Considering Modern Family

Thursday

• The Office
• 30 Rock
• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien
• Considering Parks & Recreation