⸢ 🎸 ⸥ ▪️ You might know it or not, but I'm a real text specialist, a poet and a manipulator, in one word: a wattlechick.

F.Y.I: This is as much as me as you will ever see. Don't try to know more than I want to tell...

To begin with, this web page is biased. The impression I give people is unlikely to be the same as what is written on here, so I hope to be true to myself in my writing and interactions with you. Squeezing your eyes to read through the lines won't help you. Spit into my eyes. Regurgitate my sight.

Yet, I find myself in the odd predicament of severing yet another proverbial limb, bearing in mind that I am wary of the notion of amending and adding to a list that was sort of unduly hackneyed. Have you ever been a "model citizen" anyway?