Languages I am somewhat fluent in:

• English (Yankee American, Californian, and Southernese Dialects)
• Spanish (Distrito Federal, Cuban, Argentine, and Castilian Dialects)
• Car Guy (Classic American, exotics, and international late-model Dialects)

Languages I know some of, or at one time knew well:

• Latin (read only, and even then only the grammar)
• French (see above)
• Italian (see above)
• German (with a Viennese dialect, learned in HS, unlearned in the MTC)