For me to take someone's taste in movies seriously, they must:

• hate Crash (2004)
• dislike David Lynch
• dislike David Cronenberg
• LOVE Pixar
• hate 3-D
• love Eyes Wide Shut
• hate Mulholland Drive
• like Where The Wild Things Are
• like Observe & Report
• think Casablanca is overrated
• hate Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
• dislike Avatar or at least find it overrated
• and think James Cameron is overrated in general