Presidents' last names that would NOT be good first names:

• Washington
• Adams (it's plural, which is strange)
• Van Buren (it's almost awesome, but not)
• Tyler (it is already a first name, but it sucks)
• Polk
• Taylor (i've never liked this name either. It's pretty mediocre.)
• Fillmore
• Pierce (ONLY Pierce Brosnan can pull it off)
• Buchanan (its badass, but if you say it over and over, it starts to sound gross. Like "puke-cannon")
• Johnson
• Hayes
• Garfield
• Roosevelt
• Taft
• Harding
• Coolige
• Hoover
• Eisenhower
• Kennedy
• Ford
• Reagan
• Bush
• Clinton
• Obama (he's probably going to win)