• "You look like Skeletor. So, yes." -Dad
• "There are two reasons you can't. One, you're wearing a zebra print cap. Two, I'm not in it." -Lana
• "You look like a brontosaurus. A big gay, black and white, Izod wearing brontosaurus." -Nan
• "WHY DON'T YOU EAT!!!" -Yael (When did I add Gael to my spellcheck dictionary?)
• "There's so many sharp angles, I feel like I'm looking at a geometry problem." -Hooper

Bonus:

• "Does your left eye call your right eye to ask what it's seeing on the other side of your head?" -Hooper