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Parent's Just Don't Understand (10 reasons my mother will somehow evade being a zombie when the zombie apocalypse comes.)

"I'll just say no."
"I'll take a cyanide pill before I get bit."
"King, there's no such thing as Zombies. I just won't believe they exist."
"I'll go in the cellar."
"I don't want to play your Zombie game, King."
"I'll just be a Vampire."
"I'll be a nice Zombie and not eat anyone."
"I was a vegetarian in college, I can do that again."
"We'll go to Nana's in Canada, no one lives there."
"I'll just move to France. There aren't any Zombies in France."

aug 22 2009 ∞
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