• ✔ A car

I’ve been looking at cars lately because, let’s face it, the bus sucks ass. I’m tired of taking the bus everywhere and having to deal with creepers and people that smell like butt. A used car is the obvious choice for my first car, but what kind? And what features should it have? To be honest, I’m not hardcore picky and I’m pretty easy to please. Give me a car that runs well and isn’t an ugly mess. It MUST have air conditioning and cloth seats because Arizona is hot as hell and I would hate to have my ass stick to leather and/or die of a heat stroke. I’d also love for it to have an FM radio (at least—a CD player and a decent sound system would be nice, too) because I am one of those people that loves to blast my music with the windows rolled down. It has to be an automatic, because I can’t drive stick shift AT ALL. So after doing some research, a Honda is sounding pretty reliable and up my alley. So let’s shoot for a Honda Civic or a Honda Accord. Wish me luck there (this is definitely the most expensive thing on my list)…

• ✔ A digital camera

I got a digital camera on my 18th birthday. Loved it with a fiery passion. Now that it's broken though, I need a new one. I'm realizing how much I really miss taking pictures and I need a digital camera to let my creativity flow. A good one...at least 8 megapixels, please.

• A kitten

Kelso needs a friend. And I’d like another animal. To be honest, I’d like several more animals, but I know that a dog would scare the shit out of Kelso, a fish would bore him and a snake would eat him or something. A kitten seems playful, yet calm and quiet enough so Kelso wouldn’t feel too intimidated. They could take afternoon naps together and run around together. They’d grow up together and be the best of friends.

• A new hairstyle

I haven’t dyed my hair since the day before my high school graduation…which was a little over two years ago. I’m craving some change in my style! So I’m thinking choppy scarlet red hair? Hells yes.

• A t-shirt quilt

I’ve always thought of making a t-shirt quilt, but as I was casually flipping through my Cosmo magazine, I found out that there is a company that will take your t-shirts and make the quilt for you! They’re expensive, but pretty bad-ass (in my opinion). I’d also want to get some funny t-shirts to put on it, so I’d probably hit up www.snorgtees.com or www.wordboner.com, too!

• ✔ Legwarmers

These legwarmers to be exact. Curves Cabaret likes to keep their club nice and cold and given what us cocktail waitresses have to wear—plus the lack of meat on my bones—I freeze my ass off in there. So I’m going to follow in the dancers’ footsteps and buy myself a cute pair of legwarmers. I don’t want to turn into an ice cube. Simple as that.

• ✔ Money-making gemstones

I’ve gotten SO into gemstones and their healing properties lately. Wearing my amethyst ring has protected me in ways you’d find amazing (and probably hilarious at times, too). So I’ve learned that there are certain gemstones that can help direct the money-making energies in your direction. Some examples are: fire opal, malachite, aventurine and green tourmaline. I’m thinking of buying them in pendant form so I could wear them as a necklace. Let’s hope that it would help cash flow my way!

• ✔ Some new tattoos

I haven’t gotten a tattoo since August of 2008. I…am…DYING. I desperately want to get another tattoo. I’m craving it! Potential designs: a dreamcatcher, a heart, a rose, and a Gemini symbol. Potential locations: behind my ear, on my upper arm, on my forearm, on my foot, on my ankle, on my hip. Pick a picture and a place and let’s GO!!!