- "It's called improv! I made that up off the top of ma hade." -Tairy Greene
- "Spidergirl... Spidergirl... It's good stuff yeah Spidergirls nice..."(Sticks tongue out) -Tairy Greene
- "Write that down he fixed the fern back! Which is a great stage name by the way, Castey, get rid of Castey your new name is Fixedthe Fernback." -Tairy Greene
- "Someone's got a birthday coming up... I was thinking we'd do something small this year just because last year was so crazy" (From deleted scenes) -The Snuggler
- "Who... bastank." -Tairy Greene
- "Let's go have a beach party!" -Zach Galifianakis
- "Can I say I don't think we should... like overtly make fun of the product" -Tim Heidecker
- "Mmmmmm, something smells good, I don't know if it's this burrito or your vagine but it's turning me on." (Deleted scene) -Mr. Henderson
- "Now Larry you can go fishing by yourself, why don't you take your pole out and stroke it!" -Mr. Henderson
- (Singing) "Sweet lady, I love your body" -Mr. Henderson
- "Spaghett!" -Spaghett
- "I said, well can I have a towel and they said 'Absolutely not,' and I said well I see a towel right there! and they said 'That towel is for someone else.'" -Spaghett
- "Take your sister dummy, she's a girl" -Dr. Steve Brule
- "Do you live alone like I do? Well guess what, there's stuff you can do to make it not so awful." -Dr. Steve Brule
- "Go to bed early you doofus! Cuz when your sleeping there's no lonely time, it's just dreams!"
- "We got all different kinds of wine, (reads bottle) Peanut Nor." -Dr. Steve Brule
- "Uhhh, it's a sizzler... please watch!" -Jeff Goldblum
oct 16 2009 ∞
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