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>>>Drabbles/Shortfics(Less than 2k words)<<<
Baekhyun finds out two things: Jongdae and Chanyeol slept together in their last year of university, and Jongdae can fake an orgasm really well.
'...the nightmare referred primarily to episodes of terror with no sexual content, while the succubus involved sexual content. At some point, both terms became synonymous and are presently used interchangeably.' (Sleep paralysis in folklore, Ann M Cox) Chanyeol wakes up and finds himself, and Jongdae, caught in sleep paralysis.
Jongdae wants out. He needs a fresh start. He needs another morning. He needs Baekhyun.
Every strike Baekhyun lands on Jongdae is a point of contact: real, tangible proof he’s within reach, that they’re equals. True rivals. With every strike, Baekhyun imagines sparks flying, until he and Jongdae burst into flame.
Baekhyun was born with a curse. A tiny curse.
Byun Baekhyun and Kim Jongdae had been friends for years, and there was nothing weird about a human and witch friendship
They’re looking right into each other's eyes now. It’s a scene straight out of those Muggle romance flicks that Baekhyun’s mom likes to watch. Movies always turned out okay. Even when real life didn’t.
pennystupid_theclown.tumblr.com: it’s flat fuck friday! ask me anything sluts
The last place Baekhyun expects to meet anyone is his brother's wedding. Well, he's right about that. He meets Jongdae in his hotel room.
Baekhyun doesn’t mind testing Jongdae’s love potion for him. They’re friends; how weird can it get? (It gets quite weird)
Kyungsoo just wants to make sure that Jongdae didn't do anything stupid (like hooking up with Baekhyun) and hurt himself (like hooking up with Baekhyun).
That night two years ago at Jongdae’s apartment, feels like a goodbye, like a closure, for Baekhyun and him to live each other’s life quietly, separately, pushing aside all the feeling. Yet, here Jongdae’s. Still an idiot, with feelings in his whole heart for Baekhyun.
“So do you have any ideas on what we’re gonna do with three fucking beds, Jongdae?”“Well…”
Fuck Jongdae.
"Do I even dare use the word love?"
Baekhyun clears his throat, casts his wings out with a flourish, and puts on his most authoritative voice: ᴋɪᴍ ᴊᴏɴɢᴅᴀᴇ, ʙʀɪɴɢᴇʀ ᴏғ ʟɪɢʜᴛɴɪɴɢ, ɪᴛ ɪs ᴍʏ sᴀᴄʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴜᴛʏ ᴛᴏ ᴀғғɪʀᴍ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀs ᴀ ʙʟᴇssᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴜɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ғᴜʟғɪʟʟɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴʏ, ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴘʜᴇᴄʏ ғᴏʀᴇᴛᴏʟᴅ. ɴᴏᴡ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ, ʟᴇᴛ ᴜs ᴀᴡᴀʏ.“Oh,” Jongdae blinks. “No thanks. Sorry.”(or, Baekhyun’s on a mission from God. Jongdae isn’t interested.)
Break-ups aren't supposed to be called 'break-ups'. They're supposed to be called 'opening oneself to the probability of finally looking at that someone who's always been by your side in the eye and saying, ah, yes, I'm home'.
Baëkhyun infiltrates EXO’s mission. The objective: eliminating the entire group. The obstacle: the cute curly haired boy trying his best to connect those stupid wires.
[Just in] Nation's Favorite BFF Baekhyun and Chen broke up? Everything has an expiration date and it seems like Baekhyun and Chen's friendship is reaching its own.
hospital walls have heard more sincere prayers than churches
Baekhyun reunites with an old friend when he is ordered to kill the new king.
“Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are." Baekhyun had sold himself to the devil long ago, but that does not mean Jongdae cannot own him, body and soul
Jongdae wakes up from a nightmare and the first thing he looks for is Baekhyun.
Jongdae craves to be blinded by the light.
Baekhyun bought Jongdae a bracelet and a new bowl he had been eyeing in the homewares shop for a few months now. Little does he know, his gifts can't really compare to what Jongdae has been cooking in the oven...
A trip to the gas station at 2AM is all Baekhyun needs to realize the warm feeling in his chest.
Between beers and fried chicken, jongdae is all baekhyun thinks about.
It's supposed to be a gathering between friends, but, why is he left alone with his crush, now?
Have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all? Then, they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you kind of freeze and think: Oh. Oh no. "Oh hell no." Baekhyun muttered.
There are some things that thousands of years can't change.
“What got you lost in time, warrior?” He smiles softly, hands drawing back to hide behind his cloaked figure. “You.”
The sexual tension between a runaway prince and the man trying to con him in a McDonald’s at 10pm.
The question is not what you look at, but what you see - Henry David Thoreau. Sometimes the lost are not the only ones who lose their way.
The first two kisses are accidents, but the third… well
three times baekhyun and jongdae give each other shitty presents, and the one time it’s actually perfect
a collection of non-linear, snapshot canon!verse baekchen drabbles. title from lorde.
Jongdae has magic. Baekhyun is a human who watches too many dramas. You can probably see where this leads.
the moonlight seems to guide me through the interwoven days, and i slip through them, just so i can see you again
Baekhyun accidentally admits that Jongdae is his ideal type in their Japan fanmeeting.
"I suppose it w-wouldn't hurt,". "One kiss," he agrees, and Jongdae nods eagerly. "One kiss." "A-and that's it," Baekhyun is quick to add, cheeks flushed. This offer is already too tempting as it is, and he doesn't want to push his limits. "That's it." Jongdae says it with a toothy smile.
How long has it been since this beautiful dream began? Baekhyun always wakes up on weekends wondering if this will be the end. Always, the answer will be no. Baekhyun will always find Jongdae.
Sometimes you have to threaten your child to ask out their crush so that your shop doesn't go bankrupt.
Baekhyun has said the three magic words many times. But Jongdae doesn't seem to get it.
Baekhyun looks like usual - his black hair falls over his forehead, wearing a white shirt. He looks as angelic as ever. Except for that reddish thing smeared around his lips.
Baekhyun is a lovestruck fool. Jongdae is a charming Apollo child. And Kyungsoo just wants to do his job.
When they were apart, Baekhyun suggested that they write each other letters until they decided that they'd miss each other too much to wait.
Jongdae wonders if Baekhyun will ever know he loves him (and always will).
When patrolling, Chen meets someone who looks like Baekhyun, but not Baekhyun. Who is he?
Minseok and Chanyeol talk about lunch and jokes at Baekhyun and Jongdae's wedding reception.
Baekhyun is convinced no constellation matters more than Jongdae and that no star could outshine him
There's a small note stuffed between the frame and the mattress of the bunk above Jongdae's bed in the shared hostel room he's staying in. A tiny cat is scribbled onto the corner of the paper and Jongdae's heart skips a beat.
Waking up alone is never fun. Waking up to your boyfriend making coffee at 7am on a Saturday is... Well, it’s okay, really.
Jongdae destroys the kitchen. Baekhyun is Not Amused.
The day that Baekhyun found out he had a superpower was a stormy Saturday.
As it turns out, Baekhyun is scared of thunder storms.
baekhyun and jongdae's love languages are the complete opposite. somehow, it works out.
chen doesn't know what to get his owner-slash-boyfriend for valentine's day, so when he finally does, he suffers.
the time has come for baekhyun and jongdae to go their separate ways.
Like the falling snow, Jongdae worries Baekhyun loving him will only be fleeting.
“How was work?” Jongdae turned back to put the finishing touches on their dinner. “Awful,” Baekhyun groaned as he buried his face in Jongdae’s neck, his body relaxing, all the tension melting away.
jongdae takes a softer approach to wake up his boyfriend.
Baekhyun sees a beautiful boy in the rain.
Baekhyun would always give Jongdae a candy with a message after school. But for today, he might just not be able to do it.
Baekhyun has a strange addiction with pick-up lines but Jongdae thinks it's endearing.
Baekhyun is the last member to be included in EXO. In an effort to climb to the top as quickly as possible, he runs into Jongdae.
It's not too late for Baekhyun to turn around.
If someone had told young Baekhyun that a cat (and Chanyeol) would be the key factors in him getting together with the love of his life, he wouldn't have believed them.
He hears his own voice flowing through the little earpiece. “Ah,” he chides, squeezing Baekhyun’s wrist when he tries to hold back Jongdae’s arm. “Play something else. You said new music.”
Hey, Jongdae, it’s me. I know you’ve only moved one floor up, but I kinda miss looking over at your desk and seeing you, smiling back at me.
the start and end of jongdae's acting career. Cause: byun baekhyun
Baekhyun will be king, Jongdae’s will matters not.
And wouldn’t it be a disservice to Santa, if some of the elves didn’t do something mischievous and show him just how naughty people can be? Well, Baekhyun and Jongdae are more than happy to test Santa’s patience.
Jongdae doesn't like New Year's Eve parties.
Do ghosts exist? Baekhyun says yes. Jongdae says no. Let's see who's right
What’s the point of a date if you can’t enjoy the company of the person you’re with?
“I now pronounce you Mr. and Mr. Kim-Byun. You may now kiss.”
There is a man standing at the corner of Jongdae’s bed.
Byun Baekhyun is won by his height and has to deal with it on his new team.
“if you love something, let it go. if it comes back to you, then that love’s meant to be". Fate gives and takes. a collection of stories of baekhyun's long life, jongdae's multiple lives, and the lines they walk to one another.
As much as Jongdae enjoyed Baekhyun’s company, he couldn’t help but feel as though something was missing. Why couldn’t he be satisfied with their friendship? Their wholesome friendship? It made little sense. Then again, most things involving Baekhyun made little sense to Jongdae.
kim jongdae looks like he's out of this world and byun baekhyun is starstruck
"But when they do that to you, Jongdae, that's not okay. You have been nothing but kind, you have done so much for them, everything… yet this is how they treat you."
Baekhyun was in the same high school as Jongdae, he meets him again now in his university photography club
Kim Jongdae, a grim reaper helper, gets a list of souls that must be taken before September 15th. He end up meeting someone he never expected to meet again.
Maybe Baekhyun overestimated his reputation as a solitary vampire or really he couldn’t expect much from a boy who was on the verge of dying. He hasn’t had any visitors in a long while but he really had no other choice but to take this beautiful freezing dying man home.
And everywhere Lamb went, Wolf was sure to follow.
Between beers and fried chicken, jongdae is all baekhyun thinks about.
If there is one thing that Jongdae can rely on in the chaos of the criminal underworld, is his trusty demon butler, Baekhyun
“Why would I long for him, when I have you?”
Jongdae works on physics homework, Baekhyun finally texts back, and the end of the world comes at an inopportune time.
Baekchen spend the evening together, get ready for bed, and are very much in love.
Maybe the gym isn’t that bad if it meant to see his boyfriend diligently working out
Jongdae and Baekhyun are gross boyfriends who do battle over Saturday night telly
Baekhyun just wanted to have a nice, relaxed dinner with his boyfriend. Jongdae just wanted to have some steamy sex. Nothing really goes to plan.
Baekhyun thought working as a forest ranger for his summer job would be uneventful that is until a fire demon was summoned in the forest.
The only good thing about standing in line, Baekhyun reckons, is the ridiculously cute Spiderman keeping him company.
Yesterday Jongdae was his best friend and today he's his boyfriend. This is so weird Baekhyun thoughts.
He can't remember when this little competition between them began. Probably some time shortly after Jongdae joined the precinct.
He frequents the cafe to escape the rain, not knowing that at the end of the repeating cycle he'd fall for it instead.
In this loud, unbearable world it was Jongdae's presence that helped make things bearable again.
The sun may shine bright but nothing compares to the way Jongdae glows standing underneath that streetlight, looking at him with a look that could make him give his entire existence over to him. And maybe he did somewhere along the way, which is probably why Baekhyun always finds himself tracing his path right back to him.
Baekhyun had enough. Jongdae can't ignore his best friend for that long.
lu han's wedding reception dinner finally comes around. jongdae smiles and hopes for his own double happiness someday.
It's 4:30 am on a Tuesday and Baekhyun is bleeding out on a pavement, blood on his lips, bits of charred demon on his hair, and calculus test in a mere few hours.
Baekhyun’s neighbor loves to sing loudly at midnight and it annoys him at first. So how did he end up passionately singing along to a High School Musical’s song?
What does Jongdae want for Christmas? Baekhyun wants to know.
Just Jongdae missing Baekhyun
Baekhyun thinks he's not being perfect boyfriend for Jongdae. Jongdae thinks the opposite.
Baekhyun has never missed a single year to throw Jongdae a birthday party ever since the day they met, and the end of the world is but a minor inconvenience he can simply ignore.
baekhyun isn't so sure what they are, but jongdae and his little brother do.
The moment Baekhyun finds out the attractive singer at his friend's cafe is shining brightly, he can't take his eyes off of the man at all.
Kim Jongdae shines too brightly for Baekhyun
That's when Byun Baekhyun knows, he has to step up. He needs to take matters into his own hands.
Baekhyun's unspoiled other hand caress his strong jaw, "You're mine, Jongdae. Only mine. Look, I'd even drew your name on my body using a knife." The man proudly shows the freshly cuts on his small body, and indeed the name Jongdae with capital letters scarred the once unblemished porcelain skin.
How can we say that we are truly happy?
"Is that blood?""No?""That's not a question you're not supposed to answer with another question!"
"Baekhyun likes to consider himself a connoisseur. His current endeavor is to judge the kisses of EXO.
Jongdae has experienced a lot of things when dating his vampire boyfriend, but by far the one that he likes the most is when Baekhyun takes blood from him.
Basically Jongdae comes back after two months, and Baekhyun tries to hide how broken he's become.
“but soo-ah! he posted a picture with his dog! it’s a corgi, you know that!” he sighs, finally picking the device. “they look alike…” the blond strokes the photo on his phone, as if he could actually pet the dog, “i want to give them both kisses, kyungsoo.”(or, the one where jongdae is pinning, baekhyun is kind of an idiot and kyungsoo wants to become a monk)
there is a curse and baekhyun is determined to break it.
Baekhyun’s at it again. It’s the same every year, but it’s the worst in February. Something about a highly commercialized holiday and discounted candy brings out the sleaze in him. Jongdae is used to it.
There was all but one dying wish. Save him...
Jongdae wanted to surprise to his boyfriend.
It started with an accidental kiss. How did they switch bodies like this?