novw its time to get into the real business, shall vwe?

• im kind of a chatty and.... heh, forvward guy - if you dont like that, id suggest leawving as soon as possible. dont be surprised if i vweasel my vway into your dms! i just vwanna chat and make some nevw friends! (or more...)
• if you dont like pet names, id suggest you get owver that soon. its part of my wvenacular, and changing it giwves me boatloads of species dysphoria. thats all right vwith you, right, svweetheart?
• if you participate in any type of kin inwvalidation tovwards anyone but especially me, PLEASE block me. negatiwvity makes my skin break out.
• if youre associated by the slovwly mowving, radioactive turbo wvirgin booger of a man knovwn as m/tuna c/ptor, id also suggest you block me svwiftly. i made this account to indulge in escapist fantasies! not to babysit a re... psychedelic spasti... an idiot. i hawve a lovw tolerance for idiots.
• or kurloz. please dont follovw if youre kurloz. you giwve me the heebie jeebies.
• hovwewver, PLEASE follovw me if youre human, or humankin! id lowve to get in touch vwith my people.

thats the end of the shovw, folks. thanks for tuning in, and i hope to see you on the flipside, baby.